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satan's alley

The greatest movie that was never made. Stars Kirk Lazaris and Tobey Maguire. Its about two priests who fall in love. But, since it is against the religion, Kirk's character is banished and forced to write scripture for 50 years.
X: Dude, whats your favorite movie?
Y: Satan's Alley
X: That doesnt exsist.
Y: FUCK YOU MAN!
by p1fl February 28, 2009
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Satan's Whiskers

Satan's Whiskers are the extremely coarse, bushy and woolly ring of hairs around the anus, sphincter, brown round, brown eye, red eye or rose bud. Also known as the Rim Wreath.

Individuals with Satan's Whiskers often suffer from Satan's Rectum as the hair wreath will retain moisture, feces which is also known as a dingleberry.
Roger picked up a hooker on the way home from work. After finding a dark alley, he parked and she hiked her ass up in Roger's face. Roger was about to dine on her juicy brown when he turned on the dome light and saw Satan's Whiskers pressing towards his nose and was immediately overwhelmed with nausea as he had picked up the devil himself and had Satan's Rectum overtaking the air in his car.
by Eaton Holgoode April 26, 2014
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satsuma

A delightful little citrus fruit, usually found around Christmas. Very mild taste, but the larger versions of the satsuma are fasty.
Mwahaha... I stole all the satsumas from the box! Too bad, I don't want to end up like my friend who ate a whole box... she now thinks she's "allergic" to citrus. Whatever.
by RoseThourne November 16, 2006
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satyr

A gay guy who has, often notably, hairy legs but little to no upper body/chest hair.
See also faun, satyrs often also have beards, goatees, facial hair where as fauns tend to be clean shaven.
Jack has very hairy legs, but his chest is naturally smooth, which makes him a satyr.
by amberheart1 August 13, 2011
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Saturdaze

The saturday after hard pAArtying on friday night. Due to lack of sleep, being hungover, etc., the whole day is basically a waste of tiredness, nausea, and sometimes regret over the previous night's activities.

Does not necessarily have to only be saturday.
I had such a good time friday night, at least from what I can remember lol, that I spent the rest of the weekend in a saturdaze.

Our friday night parties have become so awesome that I've had a long string of saturdaze.
by Madison47 December 9, 2008
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Satan's little cotton fingers

What overly religious people call Tampons, especailly Southern Baptists.
Old Lady to friend:
Look at that tramp buying Satan's little cotton fingers instead of a sanitary pads like a good Christian girl should.
by TinyTears April 9, 2009
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Satan

Patron saint of lawyers, irs agents, politicians, televangelists, and diet soda.
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by olstar18 July 7, 2011
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