Shopping Cart Theory

An everyday test over morality and responsibilty over the simple task of returning a shopping cart after unloading groceries. You aren't forced by the law to return it, you won't get any punishment for not returning it, you won't get rewarded for doing it, it doesn't take a lot of time or effort to return it, but it is the right thing to do and it organises the parking lot and makes it easier for the next people to use the shopping cart. Most people should be able to return it unless they are in a hurry. Ultimately, it's a test to see if people can do the right thing without being forced or rewarded.

"You're just gonna leave that cart there?"
"Yeah."
"You failed the shopping cart theory."
"What the hell are you talking about?"

by ItsRonny January 7, 2025

Slopping

When two makes, usually grossly overweight, cover themselves in pig slop and run into each other repeatedly. Often headbutts will occur as an indication of love.

Once a year, my good friends Alfredo and Scott meet up and start slopping.

by Baddawg64 January 8, 2025

Stepping-Stone Pussy

When you haven’t landed a woman in months. When you get a message on Tinder that they want to come over but they aren’t particularly attractive but you want to get some practice in with their pussy, you jump on it instantly. Usually used in context when you want to get back into the pussy screwing game.

Greg: I hear you FINALLY got pussy last night, bro
Tom: yes it was Stepping-Stone Pussy. She wasn’t that attractive but the pussy felt great! Now I can say I’m back!!!

by Twunk102 February 25, 2026

Shopping for Tires

Watchign gay porn wiht half-anminal halve-humin hybrids and it rubing you the rong way.

god fucking dammit, Marcus, this is the 7th time you've left your laundry out. My name is Chris.

I saw Jason yesterday.

Oh bother, I was shopping for tires the other day, and Chris saw me at the "tyre store"

by Maxwellscriblenottt October 23, 2025

Stepping on her head

"Stepping on her head" is a phrase most often used to convey rough sex, though is occasionally used in a more literal context.

"I was stepping on her head last night, Tasha's a real freak who just has to have it like that. I mean we were slamming into walls, tables, breakin shit. She said it was the best sex of her life."
"Bet she likes getting her head stepped on."

by Jsmelly27 November 23, 2025

rock stomping

A crushing defeat, a humiliation

"You'd best back down, unless you want a rock stomping!"

"We just rock-stomped the opposing team!"

by Matt March 3, 2004

urban-shopping

Driving around on garbage night to find some good stuff that other people have thrown out.

We're going urban-shopping later for some chairs and hopefully a bookshelf or two,you wanna go?

by Earl Gr. March 20, 2008