Sloppy Squirrel

When you are so excited to have sex, that you cum, and shit at the same time. Typically happens the instant the penis touches the vagina skin.
Dude, my crush that friendzoned me finally let me have sex with her, I was waiting for this for so long, all I could do was give her the Sloppy Squirrel!
by RiggaToeknee October 21, 2020
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Flying Squirrel

The species threshold above which a veterinarian will likely interrupt imminent sex to answer an emergency call. The first known example was documented in 1977 at Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory when the attending veterinarian answered a call about a flying squirrel just as things were "getting going."

Species above the flying squirrel line could include macaques, bald eagles, canines, ducks, voles, baby robins, and, of course, flying squirrels. Species likely below the flying squirrel line include danio rerio, xenopus laevis, and drosophila melanogaster.
We had just snuck into the confocal room for a quickie when his beeper went off for some flying squirrel.
by barry mcsorely July 23, 2018
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fart squirrel

Fart squirrel, also known as a common skunk.. Internet peoples way to call animals based on what they are discovering on their own
I was outside and I came upon a fart squirrel.. It sprayed me
by Internet's_translator November 02, 2015
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Squirrel Mouth

When your girlfriend or wife or gay lover sucks your balls during a blow job.
Does Suzy have two nuts in her mouth?

If you mean my testicles then yes, she has squirrel mouth
by Mannimal October 04, 2014
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Squirrel brains

Some dumb hick girl from Kentucky’s intelligence level.
by Bigleagueshu June 10, 2020
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squirrel jawed

OMG! This girl at my school is such a whore-she totally squirrel jawed like half of the Football team.
by MnM703 January 22, 2009
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pop a squirrel

silvia just pop a squirrel in front of shane's tent
by ansosf July 02, 2017
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