the spotted dick

something only guys with the name of teham have. It makes you superior to guys with the name Aditya that usually spank girls called Anishka with a ruler. Spotted dicks are a type of cake and people who have spotted dicks get lots of blowjobs because their dicks are so sweet.

Girl: Oh my! What's your name?
boy: Oh it's Teham

Girl: SO YOU HAVE A SPOTTED DICK???

boy: yes of course
girl: let me give you a blowjob
boy: okay yeah sure, lots of girls suck my dick. My name is teham and guys with the name teham have the spotted dicks.

by TEHAM March 27, 2019

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Safe spot

The physical form of safe word

Dude, she was so rough last night I had to tap her safe spot.

by Da' Rippa December 28, 2019

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spot job

When the old man is out of town and the little lady calls on an old bo for a quick boot knockin' session.

Tina called me to tell me her husband's out of town and now I got a spot job tonight.

by The Speedbag March 25, 2016

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spot the block

When you are tryin to watch calories or If you just want to see whats In your food.

I almost ate those marshmallows yesterday good thing I listened to my coach to "spot the block"

by 60-604 October 10, 2008

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ink spot

A location where tattoos are done in less than sanitary conditions, such as someones home or garage, where low quality tattoos can be received for lower prices but an increased chance of infection.

Poor tattoos that are done out of one's home or garage, usually under the influence of drugs or alcohol in less than sanitary conditions.

Known infections you may receive include but are not limited to, HIV, MRSA, and Hep B.

Look at this infection I got from the ink spot!

We were so high when I got this ink spot.

by pseudonym46725 September 8, 2016

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