Jameson-Dude Jenny was giving me head last night I had perfect timing right in her eye Tim-we got a regular sperm ninja here
by THE T!M February 27, 2015
A whore that lies about going on birth control pills and lies about her vagina burns all because of the latex condom and that she's allergic to it to make herself pregnant so she can have many babies from different fathers.
Jack: Hey Martin, did you have a nice shag with that Leighann?
Martin: that Leighann told me she was going to go on birth control pill and I found out she is pregnant.
Jack: wow, trouble is you don't know if you are the father or not because she is a sperm thief and a whore. I'm sure, she has done this to plenty of others.
Martin: that Leighann told me she was going to go on birth control pill and I found out she is pregnant.
Jack: wow, trouble is you don't know if you are the father or not because she is a sperm thief and a whore. I'm sure, she has done this to plenty of others.
by Pat gently June 07, 2023
A monster and an abomination.
Don't get pregnant because you have a 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% chance of having a Golf Ball-Sized Crying Sperm.
by Le French Raccoon October 06, 2020
"Marked as Sperm": a play on "Marked as Spam", commonly seen in message boards and forums. "Marked as Sperm" is used when the message in question is too odious to be adequately described by the relatively mild "Marked as Spam".
A hypothetical example of "marked as sperm" combined with a slightly edited actual comment:
john_balls1011 @dildoilbravishla: FUCK YOU DICKWAD
(Reply) (Mark as sperm) (Ignore)(Report)
john_balls1011 @dildoilbravishla: FUCK YOU DICKWAD
(Reply) (Mark as sperm) (Ignore)(Report)
by Suzy Clemens April 08, 2010
A term used for the rolling of sperm, but no one knows how to do such a thing, so people just say it for fun, when it means To roll a mothertrucken rolling pin on ones nut sacks. VICIOUSLY!
by 7Yes7 January 02, 2021
When some holds a roll of toilet paper out of a moving car and let it unravel as you move down the street looking like a sperm tail.
Guy 1: I just made some serious sperm tails with some friends.
Guy 2: how much TP did u use?
Guy 1: Alot
Guy 2: how much TP did u use?
Guy 1: Alot
by Arex Wrong September 11, 2011
A dramatic term referring to the destruction or severe disruption of sperm cells (spermatozoa) due to intense trauma to the testicles. This can occur from direct impact, crushing, or repeated blows, leading to possible cellular damage, reduced sperm count, or, in extreme cases, impaired fertility. The phrase humorously exaggerates the concept of "killing potential future children" by emphasizing the loss of sperm as if they were tiny, doomed “babies.”
by ALDND January 30, 2025