A mystical midget Guido that enjoys fist pumping girls that have been roofied in the ass. This often causes tell-tell bruises on the butt cheeks at midget height. His magical one horn allows him to remove women’s panties with out there knowledge. His keen perpetrating skills allow him to steal random item of interest. This can include: Credit cards, iPods and women’s virginity. He is also an Ace with the Mexican Air force.
Rob: Once again my fiancé was perpetrated by a One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Bandit in Atlantic City.
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
Jack: Just look on the bright side, its better then cleaning her up after good time’s with good friend’s and some hot lunche's!
Rob: Ya, your right... I'll just Shot! Shot! Shot, Shot Shot! her other but cheek, what a hotmess!
by bboy domo.... January 18, 2010
Get the One-Eyed, One-Horned, Flying Purple Penetrating Fist Pumping Midget Guido Roofie Slipping Panty Banditmug. When what your phone autocorrects your text to something that also works or is what you really would like to say.
Example: Tried to text
“I meant your sister”
What your phone sent
“I messy your sister”
Example: Tried to text
“I meant your sister”
What your phone sent
“I messy your sister”
by BCooperNYC December 21, 2023
Get the Autocorrectian slipmug. Slipped the dill, The act of one losing his hold as he is fucking his woman from behind, causing him to break his dick as it accidentally dry inserts into his woman ass.
by Dms79 December 10, 2017
Get the slipped the dillmug. An idiomatic expression that is a common misinterpretation for the idiomatic expression "spilled the beans."
"Spilled the beans" is an English expression meaning: to tell a secret when you were not trying to.
"Spilled the beans" is an English expression meaning: to tell a secret when you were not trying to.
"I can't believe I told Ryan about how I grind my pants!"
"Ahhh, man. You really slipped the beans."
"Ahhh, man. You really slipped the beans."
by TheSphinx_CritsHappen June 28, 2023
Get the slipped the beansmug. "Comin' in, number 19... Straight outta Wuhan, he's quick with the slips: killin' bitches" - Jessimae Peluso on COVID-19
by UrbanCrab April 29, 2020
Get the Quick with the slipsmug. An error in a text message, committed by auto correct, that reveals the author's true thoughts or intentions.
you'll love this home, it has a huge dick for entertaining.
*huge DECK. sorry for the phone slip!!! <blushes>
*huge DECK. sorry for the phone slip!!! <blushes>
by goodcache November 5, 2013
Get the phone slipmug. by gabagool.club January 17, 2020
Get the slip-dip-dip-dippitty-slipmug.