slimy bacon

When you have her spit all over your dick and you put it on a grittle

She gave me such a slimy bacon last night

by Dicksoncider February 9, 2017

Slimer

When you a suffering from a sexually transmitted disease and you have a green discharge seeping out of your genitalia. You then place your genitalia in the mouth of your partner. The act of inserting your dripping genitalia into your partners mouth is referred to as a slimer

" dude I was giving it to Tiffany last night, I totally thought I was about to cum, I ended up giving her a slimer instead. I didn't know I was still pussing, whoops"

by Thealiholmes February 14, 2017

slime

Someone who is snake, in other words untrustworthy.

dude #1 " yo let's chill with terrence"
dude #2 "na bro he's slimey, he robbed his own bro for $30 worth of mid"

example number 2
girl #1 "do you still hang with savannah?"
girl #2 "no that bitch is slime, she twists up your words & tells other people alternative facts"

by themoonismywitness February 15, 2017

slimy samoan

After coming to orgasm from fellatio, sometimes with a mouthful of sperm, the one performing fellatio will sneeze. The mixture of snot and sperm on your penis is known as 'A Slimy Samoan'.

I had never heard of a Slimy Samoan until April had that cold last week. I looked it up on Urban Dictionary, and sure enough, it's called a Slimy Samoan.

by Joe 234 March 3, 2017

slimy scooter

---A sexual act where a man cums on a girls chest and she's forced to slide on a smooth surface...

--Or the dankest kush found smothered in cannibis oil...

(Guy) Yeah me and Sally got it on last night ...
(Friend) how'd it go?
(Guy) I came on her chest and made her a slimy scooter ...
(Friend) LOL awesome dude.

by Grimy Gregg March 16, 2017

slimy meme

A term popularised by the Instagram meme account @slime.memes, a slimy meme is any meme of a particularly filthy nature, intended to cause offence and make the viewer feel disgusted and/or nauseous upon viewing. The adjective 'slimy' is used to convey the idea that the meme itself is unpleasant, as if it were sticky or coated in slime.

'Did you see that meme I sent to the DM last night?'

'Man, that was so offensive; it was one hell of a slimy meme.'

by Slime.Memes March 21, 2017

slime dealer

A slime dealer is a dealer for slime. You get slime and the dealer gets glue or money as a payment in return.

"Yo Alex where is your slime dealer at .I need my slime"

by Kakala April 8, 2017