Phantom Shart

When you think you've sharted so you pull down your pants and wipe your ass only to realize it's clean. That's a phantom shart.

Thought I shit myself, but it was a phantom shart.

by RoundenBrown June 12, 2022

badussy shart

When you shart while having sex with three people

“Oh No! I badussy shart”

by Bidussty October 27, 2021

flaming shart

When you feel the burning sensation in the anus followed by shit on the walls.

I feel it... the flaming shart.

by Sebasssssssss23 January 6, 2016

Jort shart

v./n. - A shart that happens while wearing jorts

v: Oh, gross! That dude just jort shart!
n: Steve's lactose intolerant and he had a real nasty jort shart earlier. That's what he gets for wearing jorts and eating a tub of ice cream.

by CArthur June 20, 2021

Shart

when shart when shart when when when me when i me when men explode and I no longer see the life in my eyes that once glistened and the only thing standing is my shart in the golden bowl..... if I'm lucky

"Oh shart oh shart!"
"Shat?"
"SHART"

by anonymous December 4, 2022

Dragon shart

When you shart but fire comes out due to extreme diarrhea

"Why did jack not come to school today?"
"Oh, I heard he had a dragon shart. I'm so sorry for him"

by matt the mf cat September 18, 2020

Sharts

HELP I CANT STOP SAYING THIS WORD 😭😭

Friend: Hey, *My name* how much money you got?
Me: *sharts cutely*
Friend: What the fuc-

by Emo_Gay_Bish May 11, 2022