Samuel

A lonely tramp who will never get a girlfriend because he plays COD to much.

He's such a Samuel!

by That Guy who cannot be named April 22, 2011

samuel

Sexy chubby kid who is into Minecraft, loves humping his curtains and eat Cheeto Puffs. He is also madly in love with any type of William.

Girl: Is that Samuel? He is so straight yet gay.
William: well that's my gay baby

by pettybitchfacehoe April 18, 2018

Samuel

An absolute twat and doesn't care about school and will do everything to hurt ure feeling

Ethan"samuel can u help me please "
Samuel "no go fuck self and please kys"

by Peoplehatemeplshelp September 12, 2020

Samuel

a way to describe a retard

wow that guy's such a samuel

by john7186743 November 14, 2010

seamus

The fucking weirdest person you will ever meet, friends with lesbians and no one and I mean no one can understand him, most Seamus’s have something behind their ear, a little gross nose, for possible alien connection, he’s also a huge atheist and is going to hell, so avoid seamuss at all costs, or otherwise known as Seamouse

Hey did you talk to Seamus today?

No not yet

by Bigcockguy15 May 15, 2018

Samuel

Someone who is overly arrogant, cruel to others and is really, really fat.

Samuel, is a bastard, I hate that guy.

by Lol95_080808 May 9, 2011

Samuel

An arrogant fellow with a stubborn and constipated look.

Don't Samuel the situation

by Some kid who knows you October 24, 2018