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a very boring place, a place of educational torture, a place where teachers look like ogars, a place to watch fit girls do pe, a place where one can be nasty to litle children. spy on girls through changing room doors
school is gay, school is gay, school is gay. school is gay, school is gay.
by error? March 26, 2007
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Take the most boring experience you've ever had then multiply it by,THEN bring a couple of freinds to suffer with you, THEN add the fcat that every time you screw up your parents give you hell. All the while school is giving you hell, ahhh, but wait what about the weekends you ask? Well add homework and projects TIMES 10, so those are now hell too, and if you don't do them then your every day hell is multiplied 100 fold in a continous cycle. Which results in the first about 17 years of your life EXCLUDING COLLEGE hell. In conclusion, School+You=Hell which is then put into the equation Hell+17 years=Childhood full of hell which is then simplified into SCHOOL=HELL
Student: Can you please explain?
Teacher: What do you want me to explain?
Student: Like all that stuff you just said
Teacher:......... Wha.. Sorry....Ummmm, QUIZ TIME!!
10 minutes later......
Teacher: Heres your test
Student: I failed
Teacher You should have studied
Student: But i didn't unders.....
Teacher: What, Huh, Can't hear you, Class dismissed

Now your home
Student: I failed

Parent: No more fun, now you study for the rest of the day
Student: But i didn't understand and the teacher wouldn't
Parent: Ohh Noooo! You must have a learning disability!!!
Student: I just need a bit of help with..
Parent: I'ma laways there for you and i'll always listen! :)
Student: :(
Parent: Now where is the guidance counselors number?
Student: XP

Funreal:

Preist: May your spirit rest in heaven
Parents: Why did he commit suicide! We should have gotten him professional help when he said he wanted to do somehing he would enjoy when he was older!
ps.school
by Paxist May 3, 2010
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by mesillyboy January 19, 2011
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A terrible place where you'd better not so much as THINK about being different than everyone else, because if you do, you're a fag and your sole reason of being is for all us cool kids to laugh at you.
Also, it's a place for me to seem more intelligent than I actually am by getting straight A's in easy classes which I could cheat in or just fucking pay attention
In school, I'm popular so I must be cool and nice and interesting, and I have straight A's so I must be a genius or something
by AntiMostThings August 11, 2009
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A place where people are forced to go against there will and haft to memorize Useless things or get punished. Happiness is not a priority and if your caught trying to be happy you will be punished
School is useless
by Nimnex September 25, 2020
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Six. Crappy. Hours. Of. Our. Lives.
Middle School Kid: Ever since we came to high school this bitch just flipped the script! She said '2x + 4y = what?' Damn this bitch is still teaching?!
by Stephanie KT October 27, 2010
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A place where middle aged gym teachers may go for jailbait with none of the consequences.
At school Jenny (age 16) was given extra tutoring on sexual education by her gym teacher (age 45).
by Chicago Trev June 9, 2009
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