Scaramucci'd

To be so entirely stoked about something new and f it up entirely within a matter of 10 days.

Man, I was after Becky for years and she finally agreed to date me. Sucks that I Scaramucci'd so hard when I drunkenly shat on her bedroom floor one night. Needless to say she dumped me.

by Unicornviagra August 4, 2017

Scarecut

A term for a bad haircut.

Person #1: Do you like my new haircut?
Person#2: No. Yikes, it's more like a scarecut.

by Mikey Schneids December 5, 2017

Scary Smart

A person who is so intelligent that their ideas are frightening; an evil genius.

The person who planned the nanochemical attack was scary smart.

by Katmeow57 June 18, 2018

Scared Stiffless

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.

Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.

by squishiefishie October 31, 2018

ScarLegacies

Good friend Would recommend 10/10. Loves to help out, even when depressed and not expected a payback for it.

ScarLegacies made a song for someone, without having them paid back.

by Ilixunium November 26, 2018

Scarlet Bandito

A distinguished mustache of the finest quality. This particular coiffure is divined by its thick, lustrous, reddish scarlet color and it’s inate ability to attract pussy of the highest caliber. The Red Bandito is respected my men of the most masculine order and ladies residing at the apex of womanhood.

The women tried the best they could to keep their lady lockers dry, but when Matt flashed his Scarlet Bandito... you could’ve drowned a toddler in those panties.

by Truckertittycity! November 29, 2018

scarpel

idiot, someone who makes silly mistakes often.

your such a scarpel

by juyaxxx._. February 10, 2019