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roflmao

Rolling

On the

Floor

Laughing

My

A**

Off
rofl+lmao= roflmao
by WOAHkupkakez100 July 8, 2010
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roflmaofufrtuyrewsacvbhuytiuomnlokjgfdsae

Rolling on the floor laughing mainly at overactive furballs up from the uterus retarded tomb up your roflcopter east west south at croatia voldemort blocking houses up your tube in upsidedown overall monkeys newly lodging of kellogs jam greens for dates softly activating evidence.
Boy 1 : I'm so awesome

Boy 2 : NO YOU'RE NOT You roflmaofufrtuyrewsacvbhuytiuomnlokjgfdsae
Boy 1: waaaaaaaa *cries*
by Roflskates01 November 9, 2010
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roflmaopimpwtime

roflmaopimpwtime meens "rolling on the floor laughing peeing in my pants with thears in my eyes".
it's like a exxageration of rofl. to you n00bies that doesnt know what rofl means, its "rolling on the floor laughing".
john says; i totally got pwned to day, by a newb !
louie; HAHA, roflmaopimpwtime !!!111
by carolineeee August 22, 2006
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ROFLMAOWT

Rolling on the floor laughing my ass off with tears.
John: Were u there in gym class when Carls pants fell off?
Jim: Yeah that was hilarious roflmaowt!
by TheGreatJuanMiller April 22, 2011
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roflburn

Roflcopter:

Spinning around shooting in all directions while hoping something hits, but not landing a single bullet in the end and usually being shot in the head in the process.

Roflburn:
Spewing a series of insults at someone hoping one of them was at least slightly clever all while knowing you just set yourself up to be taken down with a big burn.
Guy #1: "Your mom"

Guy #2: "turn on the light and take a closer look, that's your mom"

Guy #1: "I dont know...My mom is fat, but damn. The lady next to me is a whale... Must be related to you"

Guy #2: "that's my german exchange student. i sent her over to thank you for the head your grandma was giving me last night"

Guy #1: "My grandma was giving you head. I didn't know you were gay because my grandmothers really a guy. And then afterward she complained about the BJ, saying that she needed a magnifying glass to even know she was sucking on anything."

Guy #2: "Nice roflburn, n00b"
by Bmathers21 June 19, 2009
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ROFLAARP

Raiding Obnoxious Fucking Lairs As Adventurous Role Players
Dude, last night was an incredible evening of ROFLAARP
by Recruittikins March 15, 2011
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Blue Rofl

Saying rofl on IM or text when you're actually quite sad.
John says: I've been sleeping with your fiancé for a while, I hope this doesn't stop you from wanting me to be the best man at your wedding.

Phil says: I fort u wuz shaggin her! rofl

John says: Why are you laughing?

Phil says: I'm not, it wuz a Blue Rofl.
by Waffleman1212 July 5, 2010
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