Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating)

Originating in the construction and remodeling trades. The Fuck-on-ability Rating is a measure from 1 to 10 of sturdiness and stability in an installed fixture such as a counter-top, toilet, wall, etc. The sturdiness or stability of the fixture is tested by the act of vigorously fucking upon or against the installed fixture until the fixture either becomes disengaged from its mounted surface or the fucking is completed without structural failure. If the fixture fails at any point during the Fuck-on-ability Rating test procedure, it cannot be re-installed and the project must continue without the failed fixture.

A fucked B on the toilet that was just installed for an hour straight and it is still held tight against the floor without any leaks. It is Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 10.

C fucked D on the countertop that was just installed for less than 30 seconds before it completely ripped out of the wall, sending both C and D to the ground in a filthy admixture of lumber, metal, and shame. The countertop is NOT Fuck-on-able (Fuck-on-ability Rating) of 1. The countertop may not be re-installed and the apartment or house must be completed without a countertop.

by spasmolytic October 15, 2011

That's what makes for horse racing!

If everybody thought the same, then they would all bet on the same horse, then nobody would make any money. Hence, different views make horse racing possible.

Dan: "Everyone goes home from school for the weekend to be with their mothers, its lame."

Jenn: "That's what makes for horse racing!"

by Irish Wisdom 11111 March 19, 2010

Raping Time

The thought of someone who is attracted to a girl/guy who they want to have sexual relations with.

Mainly used as a joke.

Guy looks at girl.

Guy *thinks*: Its raping time!

by Calv Lad March 31, 2009

Hux Racing

Hux Racing is a company headed by Eric Hux. They are a company that makes performance products for the Toyota MR2, that many people like to copy. Copies of their products is a long standing tradition throughout the MR2 community.

Why buy egr block off plates from Hux Racing for $50, when joe shmoe has a replica for $20.

by JDMark February 8, 2004

street racing

Racing that takes place between imports because domestics arent allowed because none of the ricers can stand losing all the time. Usually going less then 100mph but thinking that there going more, annoying sounds coming from the coffee can, more for showing off there shitty ride then actually racing.

No im not racing, my tires are bald but look at my kickass subs man. That supra is fast man that stang will never win, U cheater that stang had nos man we said all motor. Leave now Cheater. When actually domestics just own and imports cant stand it.

by sloppycory September 4, 2005

Ranging

A verb, noun, adjective or adverb without definition. It can be used as a replacement for other slang terms, pejorative or meliorative, and can be altered to suit the situation.

Basically it's a word that can mean whatever you want, and in that sense is similar to the word 'fuck'.

Amelia said, "That party was ranging!"

Barry whispered to Laurence, "You smell ranging..."

John laughed heartily, "Last night I was ranged off my nuts!"

by BlahBloodyBlah April 30, 2010

racing tracks

The brown streaks left behind by young kids that don't wipe their ass cracks.


Often heard while talking to redneck assholes living in West Virginia.

My son shit and didn't wipe his butt so I had to use oxyclean to get out his racing strips.

by Brant September 27, 2004