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Procastiscaping

The act of playing RuneScape instead of doing something important. (ie. homework, Showering, Sleeping, eating)
Friend: dude why do you smell like ass?

You: I didnt shower this morning, I was to busy procastiscaping.

Friend: nerd... wanna go to Bandos later?
by Nitsew & Noir Rain May 19, 2011
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Procrastcreate

Putting off having sex with someone until you are drunk enough to find them attractive
Dude 1: "Hey Wingman you see that chick over there with the ugly friend?"

Dude 2: "Yep.... I better Procrastcreate a bit more.."
by Gilligan Gritz June 5, 2011
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procrasterbake

The act of smoking weed instead of doing any work and saving the work for later. Similar to procrasterbating.
I could do my homework... but i think i'll just procrasterbake
by Tommie Neppa September 13, 2011
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Procrastidressing

Form of procrastination involving putting unnecessary effort into your overall appearance and dress, to avoid doing something important.
Person A: "Why do you always look so good during exam time when everyone else just lives in sweat pants?"

Person B: "Procrastidressing"
by P-dizzzle December 11, 2011
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Procrastibaying

Making purchases on ebay as a form of procrastination when you should be studying for exams.
hey man how are your property notes going
not so good man, I just spent four hours procrastibaying and bought nine shirts
by LexGU June 14, 2011
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Procrasturbation

When one has a project to work on, but chooses to pleasure themselves instead, thus having less time to work on said project.
The student was unable to make the deadline, as he was preoccupied with procrasturbation.
by lindenboy95 October 14, 2012
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procrasturbate

verb (-ator {n}, -ation {n}, -ating {v}, -ated {v})
To defer an action to a later time by masturbating in place of taking said action. Can apply to most situations, although commonly used in reference to the typical habits of students during revison weeks or swot-vac, as it nurtures the natural tendancy to procrastinate and releaves stress.

procrasturbatable, adj, in reference to a situation which enables a person to procrasturbate.
Student 1: "So what were your plans for tonight?"
Student 2: "I thought about studying, but SBS is having a movie night, so I'll probably just procrasturbate instead."
Student 1: "Yeah, same."
by omgexamsintwoweeksholycrap October 27, 2012
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