Jake Paul

A YouTuber who became famous because Disney paid YouTube to promote him. He has a brother Logan Paul and is constantly having feuds with him. He releases crappy diss tracks and weird songs and because he can't sing like Logan, he stuck with rapping. He has brainwashed the world and his fanbase is a bunch of 10-year-old children.

"Jake Paul is the best!" said a misled 10-year-old before being beaten up.

by The Definer of Random Rubbish September 6, 2017

Jake Paul

A freaking idiot that makes crapy songs and gets 7 million subscribers off of it

Jake Paul aka idiot

by Johny honny July 17, 2017

Logan Paul

A cancerous cunt who needs to die

1: Hey did you hear about Logan Paul
2: Who hasn’t heard of that faggot

by Noscopefuzion January 1, 2018

Paul Bunyan came to visit

A synonym for a girl's period. When Paul Bunyan comes to visit, he will swing his big ax and re-open a female's ax wound, releasing blood and causing ill-temperment.

Man, your sister such a b$#%h today. I bet Paul Bunyan came to visit.

by Paul Bunyan, Himself May 12, 2009

Paul

He is the nicest, funniest, cutest person you'll ever meet he's always smiling and you can always count on him to brighten your day he'll never let you down and he is always the guy everyone wants to be around he is amazing and is polite, active, and respectful

#nice,#funny,#cute,#amazing,#polite,#active,#respectful

Paul carried my books for me he's so nice

Paul made a joke and made everyone laugh he is so funny

Paul has a cute smile

Paul is amazing at soccer

Paul says Thank you to me when I give him something he's so polite

Paul plays soccer, baseball, and basketball he's so active

Paul never talks back to anyone he is so rrespectful

by Holly0517 June 19, 2017

Jake Paul

A lying ass ugly as fuck cunt who rose to fame by his MUCH BETTER brother Logan Paul and by lying about many things. In 2016 he landed the roll ‘Dirk’ on Disney's terrible show Bizaardvark but was soon dropped from Disney in 2017 because of his terrible behavior and reputation. He cheated on his “girlfriend” THE QUEEN Alissa Violet, was kicked out of the Team 10 house and soon got a much better boyfriend FaZe Banks. Jake also has released music I like to refer to as ear rape such as “It’s Everyday Bro” and “Ohio Fried Chicken”. He also had shitty Vines and is infamous for saying “Dab On Them Haters” which his fan base of 7 to 12 year old kids also say.

Friend #1: Hey, can you take me to the doctors my ears hurt?
Friend#2: Yeah sure do you know what might be wrong though?
Friend#1: I don’t know, the last thing I did was listen to Jake Paul and Team 10s music!?
Friend#2: Ohhhh, you probably have an ‘ear rape’ infection. Don’t worry it’s pretty common!

by Aneera :) November 21, 2017

Not Behind Paul

A specific term primarily used immediately after shotgun is called in order to guarantee that the declarer will not be seated behind Paul in the car. It is better to ride bitch than to ride behind Paul(driver). See also, not bitch

Bif: Shotgun
John: Not Behind Paul!
Scott: Bitch!
Jason: Damnit... Oh and I'm gay too.

by Tom's Mom January 2, 2006