Police Brutality

1.The only reason I go to work.

2.The only judicial system a country needs

If you've had your arse kicked by the police.....you fucking well deserved it.....and you know it.

1.Child molester "I have rights you know"

Me - "Yeah you do indeed...the right to taste my side handle baton ....MOTHERFUCKER!!!"

2.Bleeding heart liberal " boo hoo, we don't like police because we are smelly, uneducated, arts students who piss and moan all day"

Me - "Well fuck off to China and see you you like their police brutality"

by 5-0 January 20, 2008

panic! at the disco

panic! at the disco is one of the greatest bands ever.
their music can only be described as deep, unique, amazing and completely unlike anything you have ever heard.
p!atd used to be a band only known by a few devoted fans... this was until MTV discovered them... suddenly panic! have become mainstream.. they are on the radio everyday and people at school have started to walk around singing their songs...

if these people were actual fans i wouldn't mind so much.. but when i no they are total scene kids and only like what is on the radio and "cool" at the present time, it really pisses me off.

only listen to panic! at the disco if you like them because of their song meanings and some ofthe stuff they create. these reasons for listening are not acceptable. same goes for anything else. only having one or two of their songs does not make you a fan. having the majority of their stuff however, does.

scenechic1: *turns on radio* "OMGGGGG how awesum is panic! at the disco ther song is on rite now LAWL*
scenechic2: OH MY GAWD I LUV THEM I NO 2 OF THER SONGS I AM THERE BIGGEST FAN
scenechic1: no im ther biggest fan!
scenechic2: nuh uh I AM!!!
realfan: uh k... what do the lyrics to the song thats on at the moment mean? dont no? guess yur not a fan then

by emzzzz July 3, 2006

police

Scum who claim to be "protecting" citizens, but in truth are simply glorified tax collectors busting people for drugs, underage drinking, and speeding all while being very slow to respond to serious emergencies.

Guy 1: That asshole gave me a parking ticket for a half-inch too close to the curb. When i called them because someone was robbing my house, that same asshole shows up two hours late

Guy 2: He must be part of the police

by YoyoMa2 August 27, 2006

police code

A term commonly used for police is 211, more commonly kmown as the police code

Robber 1- Whats the police code?
Robber 2- 211
Robber 1- So when im done with the bank, ill text u 211 if the cops are coming
Robber 2- ight

by the211afterme January 24, 2018

fun police

Someone who polices the fun of others while constantly needing to go to Camp Phoenix.

Me: I sure hope the fun police stays in his room today.

Clint: I'm thinking he has some knives to sharpen.

by Matt Honcho August 11, 2008

Police officer

Average citizens, whom act like their job warrants being an asshole. Those who will pull over a person for holding a phone, but will drive around all day staring at a laptop installed in their car. They pretend to be friendly, or will be disrespectful when they find out your not "el jefe" possessing quantity narcotics to bring home to mommy/daddy chief for a pat on their butt. They enable their sirens/lights to pass others, because they are above the law and can speed to take a shit or get home in time to jerk off. Police officers are also morons who screw up something as simple as a drug bust, by wasting tax dollars by arresting drug users instead of busting the dealers, due to the courage required to enter an area that has high traffic of crime. They also believe their comradery is above all else and that their job involves the ultimate heterosexual friendship, while maintaining that friendship to make citizens driving above or (can not stress this enough on personal experience) BELOW 10 MPH of the speed limit, a living hell; all while demoralizing their fellow humans by acting they are better than everyone. Anyone saying that you will call on those people you despise for help, are also known as cop-suckers. (Please refer to seperate definition of term). The day police treat everyone equal, will be the day when this world will be a better place. Please note, date most likely correlated with the day hell freezes over/farmers call in to state their livestock can fly.

This police officer pretended to be my friend to try and manipulate me into forfeiting my rights so that he can freely search my property, only to find no contraband.

While expressing my rights to the 4th amendment, a police officer became irrate and decided to extend his reach of the law by using my, and other's tax dollars to obtain an unnecessary warrant. This ultimately led me to laugh when seeing the police officer's dissapointment when he/she could not arrest me for anything as a result.

by Evryday sitisin October 20, 2019

identity police

people who try to police other identities. they are often very condescending, and have very little respect for those who do not fit their idea of the term.

bob: hi. im a pansexual with a bit of a leaning towards guys.
mary: omgggg! no ur not!!! ur gay!!!! stop appr opriating my sexua lity!!!1!!
joe: ignore her. she's just an identity police.

by egg-vevo May 6, 2014