Potato Gazing 

Getting mad baked, lying down on a hammock,and watching the clouds.

I was potato gazing all day yesterday.

Potato Gazing by dukas July 14, 2011

Potato Head Pile Driver 

When a woman (dressed up like Mr. Potato Head) has a man (dressed up like a sumo wrestler) perform a head-stand and then tosses his salad.

(in deep, Southern drawl) "Come 'ere and stand on your head, Jimmy, I'm fixin' to give you the best Potato Head Pile Driver you've ever had."

Potato Head Pile Driver by sara's diary October 23, 2012

potato bop 

Smashing a potato on someones head. Results are usually funnier on a stranger. Enjoy.

*squish*
You: What the Hel...?
Me: Ahahaha got you!
You: Ohh, you sure did potato bop me! Haha.

potato bop by bopper4747 December 17, 2013

Potato Drunk 

When a person is so drunk they become unresponsive to any and all stimuli

A: See that girl over there at the bar? She just necked four quad vods

B: Is she asleep? Or dead?

A: Nah, she's just potato drunk

Potato Drunk by Potato1 December 28, 2013

Potato Printing 

Pressing a wet vagina onto sexual partner's body, creating a stamp like effect of you own vagina with your come.

Ellie was potato printing on Mary's ass as she grinded on her.

Potato Printing by park roadie January 11, 2016

Potato Salad Thread 

When an online discussion deviates from the original topic and you end up talking about something totally unrelated.

So much for getting advice on fixing my car, this really turned into a potato salad thread.

Potato Salad Thread by Belly Slap September 22, 2016

potato dog 

The cutest thing one can imagine

You are such a potato dog 😍

potato dog by Doggoo February 21, 2017