Angry Penguin

When a man and a woman are having doggy-style intercourse either vaginally or anally. Before the male has an orgasm, he shoves ice into whichever hole his penis was in.

"John's wife is so cold, she didn't even feel him do an Angry Penguin!"

by Boomstyk August 8, 2009

penguin bar joke

adjective: used to describe a really bad punny joke

inspired by a chocolate bar called 'penguin bars' that have jokes and puns about penguins on their wrapper to amuse kids.

hey joe what do you call a kangaroo mixed with a sheep?

eh.. dunno what do you call it?

a WOOLLY JUMPER!!! hahaha

wow dude that was such a gay ass penguin bar joke. *walks away in disgust*

by mwuah xx March 6, 2009

Penguin

A swift, singular, surprise thrust of one's penis that culminates in a successful penetration of another's anus.

"I thought my roommate had gone home for the weekend but quickly learned that I was wrong when I stepped out of our bathroom naked and he gave me a penguin."

by BigDickFalcon March 9, 2010

kapitza's pendulum

The periodic movement of the Indian male genitalia before engaging into Kamasutra-type sexual intercourse as part of the corresponding religious ritual.

Indian dude 1: "Why is Mittal standing naked in front of Ansa shaking left and right? Was the curry she made too spicy?"

Indian dude 2: "No, he is just getting ready to make love to Ansa using the kapitza's pendulum method as described in Kamasutra chapter 5."

by discodelyoso86 January 23, 2014

Penguin Luftwaffe

The elite airfighter unit in the KAF(Kraznanian Air Force). Hand-picked from only the finest Penguin pilots ever to walk this planet, their planes run on LINUX, and their planes are housed in Mrs. Potocki's trailer.

Emperor Dave!The Penguin Luftwaffe are prepared for takeoff!

by Crazy James No.II November 20, 2003

peng

to describe a drug or drugs that is potent or strong

MATE john doe's draw is peng

by bad man blondi December 26, 2011

pendulum

Pendulum are an electronic drum n bass group originally from Perth, AUSTRALIA. In 2003, they relocated to the United Kingdom. The group is comprised of Rob Swire(ascenic), Gareth McGrillen(speed) and Paul Harding(el hornet).

The Pendulum sound is typically heavy beats accompanied by low, buzzing basslines, overlaid with synthesized leads.
In 2005, Pendulum released their debut album, 'Hold Your Colour' and is the best selling drum n bass albums of all time.

I saw pendulum in perth live, it was OFF TAP!

by switchdnb01 September 8, 2007