Panic Potty Parade

When you're going somewhere & you get that warm, fuzzy, SHIT COMING ON feeling. You start to PANIC, you speed up, try to hurry home & then you come across the Panic Potty Parade. Old people, dump trucks, semis driving SLOW AS FUCK! This, the one thing, standing in your way of total relief . This could get SHITTY!

Tim: Why are you so late?
Taylor: Dude, I totally almost SHIT MYSELF!!
Tim: What happened?
Taylor: I pigged the fuck out at Taco Bell, stopped to pick up beer and then, it hit me. So I punched it towards home, made it to the home stretch & bam, there it is, the fuckin Panic Potty Parade!

by Pioneer 1 June 17, 2017

panini

Typically used when the word punani is misspelled, often implying that the female genatalia has been squished down, resulting in what others call a messed up kuka. Sometimes can resemble Kim Kardashian

Paris Hilton: “Please respond I showed you my panini!”
Kim Kardashian: “Do you mean punani?”
Nicki Minaj: “Erm.. looking at that punani.. I think we’ll stick with the word panini.”

by paninilover22 October 16, 2017

paniggatry

Noun. The participation in extreme roof raising, getting krunk, or getting lit.
Other forms: panegrotry- politically correct version for Caucasian friends
Paniggatrist: person engaging in paniggatry

Example #1:
Bruh #1: Bruh, that was some serious paniggatry in that club.
Bruh #2: Yeah, they was ALL lit.
Example #2: Coming to America Pageant

by Downlowkey May 4, 2018

paip

Paip is very beautiful, his dick is 24 cm died, and his better playing football thas his brother mitos. Aguabte boca caretas

Paip is very handsome

by Paip February 8, 2018

Panic tetris

When you're done paying for a full cart of groceries and have to put everything back in the cart again in a way so it fits and you have to do it fast because there's a big line waiting behind you .

There were so many people at the store today, I had to play panic tetris.

by Billy and Tyrone May 8, 2018

Panic Hoe

When the hoe you're smashing panics because she doesn't know when her man is coming home.

Fred: How did it go with Chloe man?
Jack: I don't wanna talk about it, she is a panic hoe

by Yoooooolmaooo June 5, 2018

Paipsey

Adj, origin: Trinidad. Meaning: pallid, inadequate, ineffectual, lacking, watered-down.

This soup so paipsey, it taste like water.

by wordygeekinghood June 16, 2018