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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
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biscuit poisoning

the result of eating too many biscuits, characterized by swelling of the body; obesity
Wanda, you got biscuit poisoning--your ass the size of Texas.
by CrackerNoMore September 6, 2009
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Party Poison

A character played by Gerard way who has red hair, a yellow mask and yellow pew pew guy that shoots lasers.
he is an amazing person who is apart of the killjoys or heros of battery city. but he unfortunately died in the second video, sing. RIP
Girl1: OMG party poison die in sing!
Girl2:im never going to be able to look at anything red.
Girl1:me two
walking
Girl2:a red pencil case
Girl1:a red sigh
they both start crying
by Party Poison RIP December 7, 2010
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internet poisoning

When you spend so long on the internet that you believe the real world is as messed up and weird as it seems online.
"I feel like shit, I spent all morning on facebook and I definitely got internet poisoning"

"Qanon is a digital soap opera for people with internet poisoning" -@KT_So_It_Goes
by OffColorOtter July 25, 2020
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pick your poison

What you say when someone's supposed to choose between two horrible options.
You could either chop off your toe or you can stab yourself with that piece of broken glass. Pick your poison.
by xSOMx May 23, 2010
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poison type

An asshole that has not been cleaned,

A dirty asshole.
- Hey did you just fart.
- Yes.
- You must have a poison type!
by Servine131 January 2, 2020
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Poison Plant Therapy

The latest conspiracy-fueled 'miracle cure' for COVID 19 endorsed by an administration completely detached from the scientific method.
Hey, did you hear that the presidents pillow guy came up with a cure for COVID?
No, but that's absolutely fantastic!
Yeah, it's called Poison Plant Therapy and is made from Oleandrin, a toxic phytochemical.
So, they tested it on people infected with COVID 19 and they got better?
Nope. They just BELIEVE that it works. Kinda like Hydroxychloroquine, remember that one?
Well, it only works if you take it with Demon Sperm...everyone knows that.
by YAWA August 19, 2020
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