Penis

Juicy,big, makes a girl cum

His penis made me cum

by Ballssacksliksbig June 5, 2020

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A thing to be worshipped and enjoyed.

The penis is my only love. I live to serve the penis.

by Faryn's Friends July 4, 2020

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Penis is what ur mom was eating last night 😝

Penis is the reason y ur mom eats popsicles like that she be suckin and slurpin 👅

by South prince October 30, 2019

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Me: Penis
Not me: haHAha

by MrMrKeeper November 17, 2020

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Something I put in your mom last night ;)

YOUR mom : Whatcha got under those pants of yours ;)
Me(your new step dad that still don't love you) : the cause of your STDs ;)
*proceeds to play sword fighting with YOUR mom after we both take out our giant PENISES and starts dancing.
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : HOW CAN YOU DO THIS TO MY MOM
Me(10,11 buff cat with whiskers made from your mom's special nose hair) : Hey my step son that I DON'T love, I just gave YOUR mom what she wants ;)
You(my step son that I DON'T love) : How could you guys do it without me?!!
*Everyone proceeds to unscrew their penises and throw them into the trash.
YOUR mom : Y'know what, we shouldn't let this penis break our family apart.
*She says as she throws her penis into the air and it explodes.
*Then we lived happily ever after with YOUR mom and my step son that I DON'T love.

by 10,11 Buff Cat Dilf June 18, 2022

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