Penguin

A gay bottom. The opposite of a bear.

I don’t wanna be on top, man! I’m a penguin!

by Sass Squatch November 10, 2018

hot penguin

Step 1. Collect dog poop at your local dog park.

Step 2. Kidnap an albino.

Step 3. Paint their arms and sides with your collection of dog poop.

"I totally hot penguined that albino kid."

by Armchair General October 10, 2016

Kevin the Penguin

A man from Philly who drags their feet and walks like a penguin after receiving "brotherly" love

You ok Kevin the Penguin?

by Wayne_brady07 July 26, 2022

Penguin

An intergalactic race of conquerors engaged in a secret war with the USA. Known for causing many problems over the centuries like the civil war, Pearl Harbor, and the sabotage of Kanye West’s presidential run.

President “Can we be sure melting the ice caps will slow them down”

Secretary of defense “yes sir it will give us at least 5 more years to figure out How to stop an all out penguin invasion”

President “A small price to pay for salvation indeed”

by AtusticTrtl September 4, 2022

Penguin Pile

When you get separated from your wife at the zoo and end up locked in the penguin exhibit and are lonely and horny looking for companionship and the only thing around is a group of furry penguins that ultimately ends up in some kind of fucked up inter-species orgy.

I got separated from my wife at the zoo so I got in a penguin pile.

by Penguinandbeerpong August 20, 2016

bigger penguin

The term “Bigger Penguin” is another way of expressing a male’s private to be more grown and advantages than most. Someone with one would be considered dangerous to this world for being harmful while raw to others .

“He offered his Bigger Penguin after the party”

by TheRealDeal971 January 17, 2023

penguin water

Lube/oil, typically used for sex

I feel like penguin water makes sex more enjoyable

by SimplyPerk April 14, 2022