Paperless Debate

CX debate, or policy debate that has transferred to laptops instead of tubfulls of paper. while it might be convenient, it totally undermines the originality and spirit of cx debate because as of now, most teams haven't totally gone paperless, which makes viewing evidence hard if you don't have a laptop and they can't flash evidence to you

I wish cx isn't transferring to paperless debate. Tubs all the way

by i bring the fire January 31, 2010

Paper people

Fake ass people that talk shit about you behind your back people you can't trust

Girl: damn I hate this school
Friend: why

Girl: it's just filled with paper people

by Swag itch July 27, 2016

He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

THE signature tag line for the early 2020's COVID-19 crisis referencing a similar, but definitely more exiting motto from the 1980's.

WTF!? Who ever said that the corona virus made people shit extra; and there's absolutely no way ANYONE can go through that many shitter-rolls in a 2 week quarantine. I guess, He who dies with the most toilet paper...wins!

by YAWA March 13, 2020

paper in my pooper

When you have a massive wad of toilet paper stuck to your contracting sphinkter hole, it sticks, and you want to pick it. This happens after a massive shit.

You- "Damn dawg i got paper in my pooper"
Your friend- "Yo dawg dont pick that shit you will get an infection"
You- "BUT IT ITCHES DAWG! DAAAMMNN"

Then you pick it, and the next day your ass falls off.

by dookie_LOVER-bitches May 23, 2005

Paper Prize

An appealing reward that has no real value and is often nothing more than an incentive to elicit someoneone to perform an undesirable task.

Man, that employee of the month thing is nothing more than a paper prize.

by Tio Don February 11, 2009

paper muncher

Someone who eats paper to build strong leg muscles.

Jaime: I'm so hungry and my legs are feeling weak.

Nicole: Why don't you become a paper muncher.

by Suzie QQ November 23, 2009

paper blob

A pile of bills, paperwork, etc. that has been ignored for too long. Notionally, a paper blob resembles a space monster that threatens to take over the house.

I can't go clubbing tonight. I gotta do battle with the paper blob.

by arensb October 28, 2009