Horse tornado

A horse tornado is a merry go round with horses as the things you ride. Often said if you can't remember the name.

Where did you take the kids today?
Oh I took them to the... Uhhh the... horse tornado

by The greatest writer July 30, 2021

Horse Fucker

Someone who is obsessed with horses to an extent that is unbearable. Only watches horse movies, has horse stuffed animals, horse blankets, etc.

She has a horse blanket? Yeah, she’s a horse fucker

by Liv Stens August 22, 2019

Spiffy Horse

A horse sim intended for older players. Not overrun with ten-year-olds as is the case with Horseland.

Horseland use to cool but now it's full of emo kids and douchebags, so I quit and joined Spiffy Horse

by Jimbo28 May 30, 2009

Charlie Horse

When you punch someone in the thigh pretty hard.

Dude, I gave Mark a wicked huge charlie horse on the bus yesterday and he had to crawl home.

by JamsKo May 18, 2007

horse blumpkin

The act of receiving or giving a blumpkin while on a horse.

Wow babe, we've been riding for hours out in this sparce wilderness on horse back. How about a horse blumpkin.

by Weslitzu January 26, 2008

Sewer Horse

A fucking ugly ass horse/human that lives in a sewar that resembles an ant-eater. Has flabby arms. The face of an anteater and short dyke hair. If seen stay well away from this creature because she/he just may start to stalk you with it's mate. ( Pig face man )

I am the sewer horse. Also known as Elizabeth.

by Elizabeth Bronson June 29, 2008

educated horses

Name of Rob Zombie's new album... I really don't know what the hell it means though.

I bought Rob Zombie's new album. I wasn't that impressed... and besides what the hell does "educated horses" mean?

by ElliotJ April 26, 2006