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obama-years

An inverse analogue to "dog-years," in which a dog is said to age seven years for every human year (which pre-Obama was the saddest of time warps known).

Now, "Obama-years" defines the human experience of aging one full human year (with all the ignominies that accompany aging) for every one month that that man was in office.
"My God, I've gone grey in just these three+ months, but of course, I am aging in Obama-years. By the time we got him out in 2016 I wouldbe over one hundred Obama's-years-old! "
by Elfangel1983 June 15, 2017
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obama microwave

When your microwave is strait fire
Michelle: Ayy Barack hows that popcorn coming along?

Barack: *checks obama microwave*

Barack: It's lit
by TheZurg May 8, 2017
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Obama Situation

Erectile dysfunction (ED) or impotence is sexual dysfunction characterized by the inability to develop or maintain an erection of the penis during sexual activity.
After the amazing foreplay, she was so horny but then I had an Obama situation!
I feel so ashamed of myself and she still ain't talking to me after that.
by GreenGreenKing April 25, 2016
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obama's suprise

When after anal the man deficates on the womens hand and she sing the national anthem and claps
Ill give you a right obama's suprise
by Big guy123456780987654321 September 13, 2016
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Obama Treatment

When your friend is long gone and you find out your stuff is missing or broken.
Johnny just gave you the Obama Treatment.
by Diva1975 February 2, 2017
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The Obama Experience

When someone is traumatized by something stupid and or disgusting and left speechless
I showed my friend chinese people shitting and he went through The Obama Experience
by Obamaman420 April 23, 2020
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Obama Meat

Its hamburger that is synthetic or sometimes cut with eggs, bread, crums, or crackers. Sometimes it is cut with plant-based materials. It is also known as the "welfare burger". It's normally less than 75% lean and more than 25% fat.
My mom doesn't have very many hamburgers so she's making us Obama meat.

Yo, that Obama meat tasted just like normal meat i can't believe the eggs cooked into the meat and i can't taste them.

Yo that Obama meat was really made with eggs ?

Obamameat is often made with eggs sometimes called egg meat

the more eggs you mix in the Obama meat the more likely it will come out fluffy and eggy.

mix the eggs into the Obama meat well or they might not cook into the meat the right way.
by Dick Hanson420100906 August 30, 2023
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