German Tight Rope

A term created during a PTFO livestream. PTFO stands for play the fucking objective. A german tight rope is when a man poops in a line and a girl drags her vagina across it.
by German tight rope walker July 24, 2012
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When your PC crashes, and you don't know why.
Dave: Why the hell won't my PC load up?
Phil: There's a German in your computer, mate.
by Barry June 04, 2004
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german nose hose

when receiving head, the guy may inadvertently shoot cum up the girl's nose if it is not pulled out of range fast enough
Dude, Tiffany didn't pull away fast enough last night so I totally gave her a german nose hose
by Wobtexan August 29, 2007
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German Sausage Factory

A nightclub or party at which males outnumber females several times over. Resulting in the few females present recieving lots of unwanted male attention and in turn leaving themselves, thus intensifying the effect.
Fackin hell, where are all the ladies at? Its like a German Sausage Factory in here!
by robricciardi May 17, 2011
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german meat grinder

when a female with braces is giving a blow job,and after he cums she brushes her teeth with his cum
man my slong is sore from that girl giving me a german meat grinder last night
by allll riiiight April 28, 2010
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German cell phone

A hand job. In Germany a cell phone is referred to as a "Handy." Therefore, if you get a German cell phone, you are getting a hand job, or handy.
Hey Chris what was going on last night?

Guys, she gave me a German cell phone and then put it in my shirt.
by Mr. Wolfsburg June 01, 2011
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Fite me in German

If someone doesn’t agree with you, then battle them in a German classroom with a Nazi teacher as the referee.
‘Layla drink some water, you need to sober up.’
FITE ME IN GERMAN
by TheHolyBanana February 09, 2019
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