Munch

Tiktok slang for simp.

Paul: Yo I’m down bad for Ashlee, she’s got a W Gyatt.

Andy: Yeah, good luck pulling her, you munch.

by Hazodaki December 24, 2023

munch

A man who eats out a woman without receiving anything in return.

“Sienna is such a munch. She ate it for lunch.”

by therealmunchman June 8, 2023

Brunch and Munch

The act of taking a girl out for some delicious brunch then taking her back to your place to "munch" on her vagina.

"Dude I just took Sheila out for a Brunch and Munch, it was awesome!"

by CrashWhoa July 26, 2017

rug-munching stink finger

When you're eating out a bitch and simultaneously fingering the chocolate starfish.

Yo you know that chick I met at the bar last night? I gave her the old rug-munching stink finger.

by Big_T_lil_y March 16, 2023

munch

honestly idk what the hell she meant she thought we was feeling her she look like chucky with curly hair

"you thought i was feeling you that n**** a munch "

by ig:atlgo September 5, 2022

dweeb ass munch

A person who gets above a 1 or 2 on an AP Exam aka. A person who gets a 3, 4, or 5 on any AP Exam

Chase: “Yo did you hear Colin got a 5 on the AP European History Exam!”
Aiden: “Dude no way hes a dweeb ass munch!”

by Not@DWEEBASSMUNCH May 4, 2023

Sympathy Munch

sympathy munch is when your friend is trying to initiate a unrequested FFM threesome and couldn't get the male to be erect so you offer to eat them out, out of pity bc you have secondhand embarrassment.

my friend came out and started trying to give my other friend head and he wouldn't get hard. so I gave her a sympathy munch

by letsgodoabump October 27, 2021