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Muffins worth

G-pooch: 'You going to the gym again tonight?'
T-dog: 'Yeh mate, getting my Muffins worth'
by G-pooch January 15, 2009
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Muffin Slope

Slang for a woman's vagina. Analogous with the slang term disco stick in reference to the male penis.
Ex 1: Let's have some fun, this beat is dope, I want to take a ride on your muffin slope.

Ex 2: Todd's mom has one hell of a muffin slope.
by BronzeArmor September 15, 2009
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muffin mit

when you take one hand shove it up a girls vagina then while your inside her you make a fist, and then rip your hand out as fast as possibly
dude i gave this chick a crazy muffin mit last night
by kjef October 26, 2011
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STD Muffin

A man who is very handsome so you have to assume he may get sexual with many ladies and therefore may have an STD.STD is still pronounced stud, just spelled without the letter u.
Girl look at his fine ass,ain he just a STD muffin.
by MaritzaMonique February 27, 2009
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Nutta Muffin

A group of boys form a circle around a muffin. They each jack off until, the last one to get off has to eat the muffin cum and all.
Joe H. invites a rowdy bunch comrades over for a thrilling game of Nutta Muffin. Each boy proceeds to thoroughly pleasure themselves until they ejaculate all of over the muffin. Joe unfortunately, is too slow. He ejaculates last and therefore, must eat the man frosted muffin.
by Augury April 8, 2009
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quail muffin

guy 1: eww gross whos that she has bob acne
guy 2:oh thats ashley shes a quail muffin
guy 1: ew get her away!
by bahahhahah123 September 25, 2011
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suicidal muffin

an asdf muffin that wants to "die"
by Jotbot June 11, 2018
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