moist sparkle

A term for a middle aged woman who is slightly damp in her vaginal region over vampires from any of the Twilight Saga. These women would often plaster their minivans and online social networking profiles with "Team Edward".

Oh, man! Look at Mrs. Sullivan! Is she a moist sparkle or what?

by itsTHATgirl February 1, 2013

moist cracker

A white woman ready for sex. A naughty little thing.

Ex. This Triscuit is covered in balsamic vinegar. What a moist cracker!

Ex. I'm hungry for a moist cracker!

by Naughtylittlethingggg November 29, 2013

moist geoff

A moist geoff is something that occurs when a male is sexually aroused in the work place, leaving an uncomfortable 'sticky end'.

Fuck me, have you seen Lucy's slutty white dress, gave me a right moist geoff that did.

by Slitherin the great December 18, 2013

Moistboyz

An organization of men who do two things: not quit and never retire.

Dork 1: "Do you think the Moistboyz will make another record?"

Dork 2: Of course they will; Moistboyz don't quit. They never retire."

by Thors February 18, 2014

moistlicious

The yearn for a moist vagina.

"Wow, that Isaac or Ethan over there is super sexy. I wonder if he is moistlicious." or as "You are a real bitch. Why don't yopu be a good lesbian and be moistlicious."

by ebaril101 November 21, 2014

Moist mangler

Someone covered in butter who wrastles elderly people naked .

Your a wee moist mangler

by Creamy joe January 14, 2015

Moistrate

The word moistrate is a word which describes the how when a woman's pussy has been shagged moist and the whole area moistens.

Between a girls legs will moistrate during deep thrusts

by Anonymous67643679 June 30, 2014