monastery

A very religious person

"I can't believe she goes to church every other day!"
"Yeah, she's definitely a monastery."

by lovveelllyyxx3 July 7, 2009

lochness monster

The LochNess "monster" -- affectionately known as "Nessie" -- is an alleged plesiosaur-like creature living in Loch Ness, a long, deep lake near InvernessOur underwater allie.

Tourist: "LOOK THE LOCHNESS MONSTER
They all look.
One random person: " I saw it!"
Awkwardness.

by LGRAWR September 1, 2006

Cuddle Monster

When you go back with a girl after a night out, don't have sex with her and just cuddle.

me:"so charlie did you shag beth"
charlie: "no mate, im an emotional guy and im really in love with her, so we just cuddled all night long"
me: "haha you wet cunt, you CUDDLE MONSTER!"

by Fozzamario January 18, 2011

geek monster

1. person who sells or uses crack cocain

2. individual who performs sexual acts in order to rais money for more crack

3. crack whore!

Man you gonna catch somthing or go to jail havin sex with all those geek monsters.

by cody singleton April 2, 2008

Hawtness Monster

A person that is unbelievably hot.

Brigette and Rebecca are so hot! They're hawtness monsters!

by xoExquisite October 31, 2008

Kandi monster

Similar to kandi kids. These are girls at raves who wear next to nothing, besides: A bra, a miniskirt (or occasionally just underwear), and tons of kandi. It does not matter if it's December and fifteen below zero, they will consistently be there. Can be spotted running around everywhere, obviously rolling like crazy and asking people for kandi. Sort of a derogatory term in the rave community as it is seen as more of an attention getting device rather than an actual love for the scene.

Kandi monster: HAAAAAYYY!!! CAN I GET SOME KANDI!!!

Raver:...sure... (gives Kandi)

Kandi monster: KAY THANKS!! I LOVE YOU!!! (hugs and runs off.)

by Loo-kus March 22, 2010

Monster

A name Lady Gaga calls her fans.

Lady Gaga: "I want to thank all of my little monsters for their support"

by Ricky009 November 10, 2009