Madden 10-dinitis

A condition that will begin afflicting users of the hotly anticipated "Madden 2010" after prolonged periods of gameplay. The first sufferers will be the midnight buyers, who will begin sensing symptoms at around 4 A.M. on August 14th, 2009.

Madden 10-dinitis will result in a brief, but severe drop, in productivity for the following work-week of the American economy, as upwards of 7 million people will have called in with the condition.

Alfonze (on phone): Hey boss, I got bad news. Yeah, I got tendinitis and won't be able to come into work until Monday at the earliest. That cool?

Rick the boss (on phone): Alfonze, do you have tendinitis, or do you have Madden 10-dinitis?

Alfonze: ...Madden 10-dinitis.

Rick the boss: All right. See you next week. (whispers) How is it?

Alfonze: THIS SHIT'S OFF THE CHAIN, SON!

by Derek Juntunen August 14, 2009

middle school

an evil place where parents put u so they can be kidless for 6-8 hours. it has people called teachers trying to teach u something called an education. then they try to make u pay money to eat "food" that moves and are colors that they shouldn't be. middle school is an evil place i tell ya. another thing. these evil people aka teachers give u something called homework. homework is a punishment i tell ya. it's a way of entertainment for them. when they say it's hard for them too, they're all bull shitting. they LOVE putting big red marks all over ur paper. i love it i tell ya.

p1: so what evil torturous middle school do u go to?
p2: JFK middle
p1: god, sucks 4 u huh?
p2: yea

by JFK Phreak September 30, 2004

West Virginia's middle finger

A narrow strip of land that pokes up between Ohio and Pennsylvania

The city of Wheeling is located on West Virginia's middle finger.

by Mr.Juan-derful April 18, 2010

Middle

A BDSM term for age regreshion to 12 to 16 yrs old. They enjoy playing in same way a teen would. Middled girls enjoy music, make up, cloths flurting , wearing hair in teen stiles or piggy tails. Their dress can be knee socks tennys rocker T shirts or baby doll dresses and sk8er skirts. Their true age csn be anywhere over 21. They are usually extreamly sexual. They are submissive to their male partners calling him Daddy.

Im a big girl Daddy! Im no little, Im a middle.

by Daddyslilmonster June 4, 2018

Middle School Crush

When you have a crush on someone similar to what middle-schoolers go though when they like someone. You start texting, hugging awkwardly, getting butterflies and stumble with your words every time you talk to set "crush." IM-ing is also key to Middle School Crushes (and don't forget to send lots of smiley-faces in them :) )

Absolutely no maturing in your flirting and feelings in this type of crush.

You know...I like-like that guy. Oh my goodness, I totally have a Middle School Crush on that guy!

by ohkitty March 4, 2013

Benji Madden

full name: Benjamin Levi Madden
born: March 11th, 1979
nickname: "Kid Vicious"

Is guitar/backup singer in the band Good Charlotte. His twin brother Joel Madden is lead singer. Original last name was Combs, but in honor of their mother and because of their bad relationship with their father, they legally changed their last name to Madden (their mother's maiden name).

"Keep representin' GC 'cause you know we're representin' you" -Benji

by Riot Girl April 21, 2005

middle school

A place where you develop your "Fuck the World" mentality. It's also the place where a couple of kids don't come out of because they either A. Were to dumb to pass or B. Killed themselves thanks to the douche holes who occupy the hallways.

5th Grader: Is middle school fun?
Me: Lets just say that's the place where I stopped giving a shit.

by Communist Chicken November 4, 2012