Bum Mexican

A Pre-watershed version of an "Arse Bandit"

James: Is he a...you know...

Dave: A what?

James: An "Bum Mexican"?

Dave: What are you? 10 years old?

by Dohertylives May 20, 2008

mexican binoculars

Poor ass Mexican binoculars made by forming each hand into a circle and placing them over your eyes to see further away.

Put on your Mexican binoculars and check out that really tall fence.

by Tatlaz June 17, 2016

Mexican Manhole

The act of fingering somebody’s asshole after getting Dorito dust on your phalanges .

“Hey man, how did your date go last night?”
“It was awesome, I gave her a Mexican Manhole”

by Dunk Master Dewey February 7, 2020

Slippery Mexican

This term is used similarly as calling "shotgun" to sit in the front passenger seat of a car. You can only call slippery Mexican once another person has already called shotgun (before you) and has justly reserved a front seat... Right as the person opens the front passenger side door to sit down, quickly and discreetly "slip" past them from the side and into the seat, all the while calling "Slippery Mexican". After your ass is firmly planted in shotgun you have won the spot fair and square. See "Border Patrol" in order to defend against this technique.

Friend: "Shotgun"
Me: "Damn, OK looks like i'm sitting in the back..."
*Waits for friend to open door*
Me: "Slippery Mexican"
*Slides past friend and sits in shotgun*
Friend: You're the worst kind of person.
*Friend sits in back with a look of disgust on his face for the duration of the car ride*

by Tmoney06789 August 7, 2014

Mexican Impact

placing a ratchet or wrench on a stubborn nut then beating it with a hammer to break it

I had to use the old mexican impact to get that bolt off. didn't have the right size socket for the gun.

by Novat February 18, 2010

mexican volleyball

Volleyball played by Mexicans who are all under 5'6" using a heavy soccer ball. The net is about 15 feet high and due to the weight of the ball it needs to be 'carried' in order to be passed to the next player. There is virtually no limit on how many times you can pass the ball to your players before it is hit over the net to the opposing team.

-Wanna play some mexican volleyball?
-No, man, my wrists hurt, let's play soccer.

by The NY Joker June 21, 2009

Mexican muscle

Invented after the 1988 Accord was released by the Mexican demand. Commonly features purple bubbly tint from Pep Boys ($29), an exhaust big enough to smuggle watermelons ($10), and cheap, plastic, fake chrome, hub caps ($25). Ultimately, this machine has devastated the suburban streets in the US of A. This car still lives today--twenty years old and the potential to impress any twelve year old middle school girl.

4 cylinders. 2.0 liters. One Mexican. Pure Mexican muscle.

"I see the Mexican muscle everyday"

by JulioJunetes March 27, 2007