Mexican Toothache

When one consumes a mass amount of spicy mexican food thus paying for it the next day when one encounters severe explosive diarrhea where leftover floaty mexican food can be seen. This usually leaves behind fine toilet art.

Ex. Sara goes to Don Lorenzo's and eats the entire dish of chicken chimichanga on top of a basket of tortilla's with salsa and guacamole. About an hour later she sprints to the nearest restroom and experiences a mexican toothache.

by taniabakersbu August 2, 2009

Mexican Blackjack

Taking your used condom off your cock, proceeding to shit inside it, tying off the end and then creeping up behind your girlfriend like a burgler and smacking her in the face with it.

After banging his prudish girlfriend he pulled the condom off his cock and turned it into a Mexican Blackjack to dummy her upside the head with so she would quit asking about dinner.

by jordin36 August 13, 2010

The Mexican Spy

Before sex, rub your cock with mexican spices & habanero peppers. Then put a condom on and start having sex. In the middle of sex rip your condom off and insert your burning cock inside her.

I wanted to Spice things up in the relationship so I covered my cock with pepper juices and released the Mexican Spy.

by Hoopla Michael Padilla March 12, 2008

Sleepy Mexican

Eating any variety of Mexican food followed by taking a nap.

Ugh, I ate too many burritos, I believe a sleepy mexican is in order.

by 5cared April 25, 2010

Mexican Abortion

when someone (usually a guy) pushed a pregnant girl down a flight of stairs

sally told fred she was pregnant, fred suggested a mexican abortion, sally looked over at fred confused, he then pushed her down the stairs

by CacheXT November 1, 2006

MEXICANT

Part of a funny line from "Once Upon a Time in Mexico."

Are you a Mexi-can, or are you a Mexi-cant?

by Anonymous November 7, 2003

Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke

When you go to a mexican restaurant who serves general mexican food with a lot of creamy stuff and chicken and cheese combos and you go to the toilet and take a spicy almost constipated diarrhea that literally burns the asshole for hours after, if your lucky you might take a giant shit and literally nuke/murk the toilet with your feces where you might need more gallons per flush

Guy #1:Dude I need to take a major shit
Guy #2:My house only has 1.5 gallons per flush
Guy #1:Ill need about six this is a Mexican Spicy Toilet Nuke

by Joe Fillind January 2, 2011