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Garrett Macdonald 

Normally has a very bald dad. Has very good wifi and has uncombed hair.
Did you see that garrett Macdonald guy

Yeah bro His dad is so bald

dirty macdonald 

A dirty MacDonald is when you have sex with your best friends sister and finish in her hair
I gave dans sister a dirty MacDonald took 3 hours to wash that dried cum out her hair
dirty macdonald by Macfuck April 15, 2020

Madison MacDonald 

Madison (she will also go by Maddie even though she's says not to call her that she obviously likes it) is one of the most caring and loving people you will find in this earth. She always knows how to make you feel better and like she wants you around. She is without a doubt one of a kind and even though she's right when she's says there are seven billion other people on earth she's wrong when she says you'll find someone else like her because they just dont exist. She is a lover of all things office related and has the best personality you could hope to find in someone. She dreams of going and doing romantic things like hiking somewhere and camping or watching the stars at nigh with someone special and she's always down to travel. If you ever happen to be lucky enough to win the favor of this madison, be sure to think long and hard before you decide to blow it off, as there is no other person you will ever find like her, and it's highly likely that you will never get over the terrible decision that you made.
Guy 1: you know I actually could have been with Madison MacDonald but I didn't think about what I was doing and I fucked it up
Guy 2: bro I'm sorry but you're a fucking dipshit bro, you really did it to yourself this time

Ms. Macdonald 

A privileged white girl who claims to be athletic. Also has a crush on her black students with dreads
That teacher is such a "Ms. Macdonald "
Ms. Macdonald by Jake Edge March 21, 2017

McDonalds 

McDonalds by Anonymous July 27, 2003

McDonalds 

A place where people of all ages and sizes exchange money for shite eat it and come out 50 tonnes heavier. And the place that sues anyone or thing that has the prefix Mc.
I went to mcdonalds an now my scales dont register my weight it is so much. I was later sued by mcdonalds when they found out my name was Mckenzie.
McDonalds by The Bean July 22, 2003