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mustacheio

you got a little mustacheio there

got quite the mustacheio going on
by anonymous July 31, 2021
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Mustache Molly

When you finger bang a chick and wipe her ooze on her upper lip
You should have seen how pissed Mikey's girlfriend was after he gave her a Mustache Molly
by Doooompoop November 28, 2021
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mustache cover

when a girl slides a turd out over a guys mustache
she had to shit so she gave him a mustache cover.
by Gozaagustus March 20, 2022
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Mustache

A mustache is hair on your face, in between your mouth and nose. Most females don't have mustache's tho.
Stranger 1: Look at that girl with a mustache! So wierd!
Girl with a mustache: (with a deep voice) I'm actually a guy
by SuggmaBallz June 8, 2022
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mustache

if you're wearing a mustache then you are a sophisticated chap that drinks tea.
Why hello there, fine sir, it seems you have a mustache! You are quite the fellow, how about afternoon tea with me, hm?
by hehe2 July 13, 2022
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Mustache Warmer

When you want to sit on someone's face or would like to.
I'm vladimir putin's mustache warmer.

I want to be your mustache warmer.
by Suicide_Snuggy August 11, 2022
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Mustache Man

Mustache Man, a man who has two passionate lovers. He has a stunningly luscious mustache, obviously. If it is ever shaved, he gets immediate backlash because he just took away his best feature. This is how you know he is a Mustache Man.
Lover1: MUSTACHE MAN !!!!
Mustache Man: Wot
Lover1: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Mustache Man: WOT????
Lover1: YOU SHAVED UR STACHE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo *cries*
by pinkypoodle9981 January 29, 2023
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