Modern Warfare 2

The most brain shatteriest head poppiest face meltiest video game to be released for any consle in the history of man.This game is going to be so awesome it explodes you head incinerates you heart and makes you crap out your own intestines.

Guy 1:Hey did you hear about Modern Warfare 2?
Guy 2:What?
Guy 1:It the sequal to CoD4!
Guy 2:Oh,than Waw is better than.
Guy 1 proceeds to jump on Guy 2 like a Hunter from Left 4 Dead

by roflknife567 July 30, 2009

McSerious

Being of a very serious nature.

Are you McSerious??????

by mark1234569802145 April 26, 2006

shit miser

A man or woman that lives their lives among millions, but never once connects with a single soul. Instead traveling from person A to person B in a never ending quest of soul capturing.

The longest road on the road to catalonia is a solo road, traveled only by the most dilligent shit misers this floating rock of a planet has to offer.

by urban sam June 30, 2007

Modern Warfare 3

The third in the popular Call of Duty: Modern Warfare series of video games. Developed by Infinity Ward and Sledgehammer Games, and published by Activision. Despite criticisms of being extremely similar to Modern Warfare 2, very low metacritic user scores, and Bobby Kotick's greedy business practices, the game sold over 6.5 million copies on launch day, breaking the previous record held by Modern Warfare 2.

19-year-old who works at a gas station: Bobby KoDick is such a jew and mw3 sucks my cawk. Tr00 Br0s play bf3.

Sensible Person: Why did you buy five copies of Modern Warfare 3 on launch day, buy a 2 year subscription to Elite and are already on your third prestige, then?

19-year-old: LOLOLOLOL it's phukin terrible broski, just wanted to see if it was bad as I thought it was.

by Chronotoxin December 2, 2011

MHSer

If the following applies you may be a MHSer:
* you or several of your friends have a DUI
* your friends nicknames pertain to alcohol (ex. DUI, wingman, DW)
* you or someone you know has been through the trauma unit 'scared straight' thing
* if you or someone you know drinks on major religious holidays (ex. Christmas eve)
* you or someone you know has been arrested and gone to court over something amazingly stupid
* if you know Mrs. Diva, Shaft and Mort
* if you have mastered the art of drunk driving at all hours of the day
* if your idea of a day off from school is drink from morning to night
* if your pets are named after mixed drinks (ex. tequila sunrise)
* if you think the word bush is supposed to be spelled B-U-S-C-H
* if your beer of choice is Busch Light
* if you have driven a corona with a corona (dont ask)

(if you think of more feel free to add!)

by DW March 31, 2004

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2

Sixth game to be released in the Call of Duty series. Set to be released November 10, 2009. Most likely will be the most kick ass game of the holiday season. Battlefield 2 and Halo fags will probably think this game will suck due to reasons such as "easyness", bad graphics, and think that the weapons have no recoil. In reality these kids played modern warfare or world at war only once and got owned in it so now think that the whole series sucks.

Note: Battlefield 2 and the Halo series are not bad games. Respect all the series and games I mention in this definition or I will find you and kick your ass.

Expert gamer - I can not wait for Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 to come out.

Noob gamer - I can't wait for Battlefield 3 to come out, COD 6 will suck. You wanna play MOH: Airborn Assault while we wait?

Expert gamer - Why will it suck?

Noob gamer - cause Halo rules.

Expert gamer - Halo is a respectable game, just not as good as Call of Duty.

Noob gamer - no man what you talkin 'bout. when you aim in cod it automatically aims for you and you die same amount of times if you are good. graphics suck too.

Expert gamer - Alright, this is pointless. How about we do something other than video games. Go out and get some friends.

Noob gamer - cod still sucks

by colonelt April 10, 2009

Maserati Wank

A style of masturbation for one trying to impress, When one squats down and holds them self up with 2 legs and 1 arm with the free arm wanking thee penis off is a Maserati Wank

Pablo "hey Terry when i got stuck in the lift in the estate, i was so bored i squated down and had a "Maserati Wank"

Terry "well done Pablo"

by Fatal Jimmy October 8, 2009