monkey sperm

a ruff looking blonde beard on a guy.

Stephen Pack has a long monkey sperm on his chin.

by chris pittman April 29, 2006

monkey spank

men fucktard townie

A guy who wastes his time spending hours playing playstation or spanking his monkey (masterbating).

Erika: "Sean, why are you being such a monkey spank? You've been playing playstation for fucking hours! Why don't you do some homework or hang out with your girlfriend?"

by The Anrkissed May 11, 2008

Monkey Shots

slang for pussy pics

That POF girl sent me some hot monkey shots! You have to see these

by *Kyle* September 6, 2013

Monkey Fucker

Someone who fucks monkeys.

I'm a Monkey Fucker.

by williamazing12 February 22, 2017

monkey rat

"Monkey Rat" is slang for Opossum. To those who have never gotten up close and personal with an opossum, this slang term may seem silly. However, as more and more South American spieces are available through pet stores, more and more people are familiar with the monkey-like hands and feet, and the prehensile (grabbing) tail of Opossums.

I have a pet monkey rat, and she is the snuggliest of all my pets. And she climbs like crazy!

by Virginia Didelphus July 11, 2006

Monkey Mooha

A retarded word used to replace words like nitrogen-hydroxide and other long words

I going to mix this monkey mooha with my Sprunko schmup to create ...juice

by Monkey Mooha May 21, 2007

Monkey like King Kong

Refers to thick hair in pubic area; unshaven sex organs.

She had a monkey like King Kong, dude she needs to shave.

You need to shave the pub'z on your monkey, it looks like King Kong in your pants.

by QC Inspector #30 April 10, 2009