Mondays

Mondays: This a word used in the English languish for a day of the week between Sunday and Tuesday. Mondays is a word that I use to describe Niggers. The meaning behind it is, "Nobody really likes Mondays." This word can be used as a code word to replace Niggers when you don't want everyone to hear the actual word.

“I hate fucking Mondays."

by MondayDown X2 November 8, 2010

Blue Monday

Having blue balls on a monday before noon.

10:45a.m. Monday, I have the most uncomfortable feeling of pain in my balls. Its gonna be a Blue Monday.

by JerseyRocker17 August 18, 2011

Monde

a liar, cheater, thief, and one who does not participate in daily hygiene.

Will is such a Monde, he stole my chips, and he touched my keyboard and now its all greasy.

by Gotty June 5, 2009

mondoburger

a giant turd made into a meat patty put on a bun

hey i just had a mondoburger it tasted like poop on a bun

by B1G D92 November 27, 2007

Mondial

To describe a person or place

Taken from the Italian made Ferrari Mondial as the ugliest Ferrari ever made. Used as another term for babboon ass ugly, ass ugly, or just ass.

-Shut your mondial Travis!
-That chick looks like a mondial.
-That chick has a big mondial.
-Oh gawd thats definantly in mondial territory.

by James/Skeeter/Drex March 16, 2003

Monday afternoon

A mulatto male. If a Monday is a black male, then a Monday afternoon is a mulatto male.

Is that guy black or white? I think he is a Monday afternoon.

by fat ugly jamaican April 30, 2008

Wet Monday

To work from home. Usually as a result of the apathy felt on a wet monday morning.

Alexa didn't come into work today as she was having a Wet Monday.

by Ebi G August 30, 2006