Metrosexual

A Straight Man who is: Tidy, Enjoys cooking, Is a neat freak, Likes to shop, Gets expensive Haircuts, Is probably often mistaken for gay, Uses the word "Yummy", Wears Jewelry, And is really really Nit Picky.

Yes, My stepfather is a Metrosexual.

by Angela November 24, 2003

metroid hookers

metroids forced into prostitution from lack of food or money.

Metroid hookers, they suck AND blow!

by FoD July 16, 2004

metrosexual

Any male who engages in activities such as ironing his jeans and t-shirts, wearing makeup, spending hours on his hair whether dyeing it - styling it - or talking about it, purchasing and using innumerable "products" such as cleansers and concealers, dresses according to a "style", goes to another town to shop for a hat, and in addition to these qualities pretends to like women but is too "shy" to approach any.

We all had to wait to leave while he ironed his jeans, the stink from all his prodcuts nearly killed us in the car, and all night long he talked about how good his hair looked.

by Jason March 7, 2005

metrosexual

A closetted gay man who enjoys maxing his credit cards, emptying his bank account and mortaging his house for the 11th time in his pursuit for the latest fashion items and beauty care products.

He enjoys being admired by just anyone, gay or straight, but claims to be nothing but straight.

Brad Pitt is a metrosexual

by MetroBoy April 27, 2005

matropolis

A theatrical account of the war between Matlab and Python in which scientists from around the world join together to improve science.

Matropolis was voted the best python and matlab related silent movie of all time.

by mwakanosya July 28, 2011

metrosexual

A gay man so deep in the closet, he finds Christmas presents.

"Is he gay?"
"No, he's a metrosexual."
"Tomahto, tomato."

by Squeed September 21, 2005

metrosexual

the first step that someone takes to become a homosexual

look dude he's becoming a metrosexual
yeah, that's the first step, before , he gets homo

by BeatBoX January 27, 2007