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hard knock life

When one is expecting reward, only to receive punishment.

Instead of treated, we get tricked
Instead of kisses, we get kicked
Me: Hey Mom, I took out the trash.
Mom: Oh good, now you can go dig for the recipe you just threw out.

Me: What hard knock life.

Me: Hey game developer, I found this crazy duplication exploit. As proof of concept, I duplicated a few items.
Developer: Market saturation! Permaban!
Me: Reporting bugs in this game is a hard knock life.
by Masogir November 5, 2019
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rod knocking

The term used when 2 men are having vaginal sexual intercourse at the same time, and their members bump into each other intervaginally.
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Hey, what did you do over the weekend?
Employess #2 getting a cup of coffee: Went to a movie and did laundry, you know, the usual... You?
Employee #1 getting a cup of coffee: Frank and Bob came over last night and they did some rod knocking in my wallered out cooch, you know the usual (then points and waves at Frank and Bob)
by Spanks Johnson December 3, 2017
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Chinatown Knock-off

A fake or a copy of someone or something. Chinatown has some of the best knock-off bags, shades, etc. Chinatown is considered Lil China located in Manhattan. The word knock-off basically means fake. So put two and two together. A Chinatown Knock-off is something or someone who's fake.
Bob: Im at the top at the spectrum and you're at the bottom.
Tom: Yea ok....
Bob: You try your hardest to be like me. You're nothing but a Chinatown Knock-off compared to me.
Tom: Look man, you can call me whatever you want to but remember, everything legit that I get you always happen to get the non authentic version and try to be upscale.
Bob: o_0
Tom: Yea oooooh is right.
by BrooklynPrincess February 9, 2012
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knock-off boyz

1. A team in any sport, that comes into the playoffs as an underdog, and sweeps a contending team. Upset underdog

2. A team in nba2k who destroys your team after you've been on a huge win streak.
Example: "See fam, it's all fun and games until you run into the knock-off boyz"

Example: "Bruh, don't sleep on these dudes, they probably the knock-off boyz"
Example: "those 2011 Dallas mavericks were the knock-off boys.
by Jay XLA Black December 22, 2016
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Knock On Wood

When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up

He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off
No towel all good I will knock on wood
by Knock on wood March 21, 2024
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Knock sacks

To knock sacks is to slam you and a bros nutsacks together while you are doing double penetration on a girl.
Bro, me and Johnny are gonna knock sacks on Alyssa tonight.
by Willy the Huge October 4, 2017
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knicker knocking

Knicker Knocking was a game played in the 90’s when a group of kids get together, (usually in a hotel or apartment complex). Knocking on or ringing the bell of random doors, then run and hide for fun (laughing and giggling along the way). May the fastest kid win.
The little league baseball team was in town, staying at our hotel. The kids went Knicker Knocking last night getting on my nerves.
by Tayskii69 March 17, 2025
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