jude

a dark skinned mothafucka who has a really deep voice. He is pretty smart but acts like a jit to impress his friends.

dude: where's jude bruh??
dude 2: ion man i told him that he can't be running off like that
jude: DUDE, I'M IN FRONT OF YOU, IM NOT THAT DARK

by thatcutenigger June 12, 2018

jude

a variation of dude

''what are your plans for today, jude?''

by XxRealNameHiddenxX November 5, 2020

Judy and the Beast

A mom and daughter. With the daughter being a beast in attitude and looks. Sometimes literally.

"Did u see that beastly girl across the street?" "Yeah but did you see her mom at the beach!?" "There a real pair of judy and the beast"

by B-o-o-m August 5, 2008

Judge Judy

A hilarious show on CBS. Basically, there's this nasty, old, bitchy women, like the perfect stereotype librarian, called "Judge Judy." She's actually a judge for real court cases, but very minor ones. Idiots who have never heard of the show will be delighted of the idea of being on television, and will not realize that they are about to be humiliated. Such cases include: "She broke my ipod!" "He borrowed my car when he wasn't supposed to!" "He's stalking me!" Often people are just really, really stupid...and fat. Judge Judy will tell them to shut up, the crowd will laugh at them, amongst other things. It's a great show.

Person A: Dude, do you watch Judge Judy?

Person B: WTF is that shit. Fag.

Person A: No, it's fuckin' hilarious, funnier than South Park.

by MrSaturn33 June 21, 2010

Judaea

A girl who looked up her name in Urban Dictionary, and the only definition she could find was "horny Jew" (see Young Judaea). People often have trouble pronouncing, remembering, and spelling such a strange name. Plus, most girls named Judaea have a hard time finding personalized coffee mugs, and are sick of hearing people serenading them with a certain Beatles song.

"That girl Judaea can never find her name on those personalized coffee mugs."

"What's your name?"
"Judaea"
"Does that mean you're Jewish?"
"No"
"Can I call you Jude?" HEEYYYY JUDE!!!!! DON'T BE AFRAAAIIIIDDDD........"

by Lampey March 26, 2014

Jude

He is a really sweet person, niece and caring. Sometimes is weird but that’s what’s makes him special

Jude is a good friend

by Kabalu August 29, 2018

Judd

The sound a chair makes when it falls off a wall.

The chair hit the ground with a large judd.

*Judd* 'I guess the chair just fell off the wall.'

by GotBammedAndIRegretNothing May 24, 2011