jizz valcano

When your dick sprays cum every where because a guys erection is so hard

Dude last night with my girl I had a jizz valcano

by Cameronblue19 June 29, 2017

Jizz Gremlin

The noun used to refer to a girl you're hooking up with that's so ugly, you have to put a paper bag over her head, but you leave a hole for the mouth.

She wants your dick, but she's the ugliest bitch here. Dude, prep the paper bag because you just got yourself a jizz gremlin.

by Tubman-dickroad July 12, 2017

jizz on my ass

When a hot bloke spunks his wallpaper paste on your big black fat bum ...

Can we have sex so you jizz on my ass

by Instincts74 August 21, 2017

Jizz scab

The thin layer of semen that dries over a mans dick hole after sex.

My Jizz scab caused a three way piss stream that wrecked my Moms bathroom.

by The-cc August 29, 2017

jizz aura

The odor around the atmosphere of a female who has just received a large quantity of seminal fluid on top of her, such as in a bukkake.

That japanese pornstar had an immense jizz aura after her bukkake.

by Sam the BananaBunWankMan September 23, 2017

Jizz Crown

When a royal King wish's to prove his loyalty to his one and only Queen, he will first gift her

with a Pearl Necklace. To be officially announced his Queen, he will then bestow the converted Jizz Crown apon her head. From which she shall receive her majizztic crown from his majestic cock.

(When a man cums on a woman's head in a full circle - Jizz Crown)

"My oh my Queen Elizabeth, that Jizz Crown puts a sparle in your eye" - King Dong

by Jizzanary November 17, 2017

Jizz Hut

A woman who accommodates the semen of any man

I'm so horny I really wish Tori was still in town, she was such a jizz hut!

by KramerLevels May 8, 2018