Jesus-to-Fetus

A common cuddling position where the man, usually, is laying flat on his back with his arms outspread, reminiscent of Jesus' position on the cross. The girl, usually, will then be cuddled up against the guy's side, in fetal position. This is a more advanced cuddling position.

They're getting pretty serious. Homeboy's got her Jesus-To-Fetus

by sacuse November 25, 2010

Jesus-walking

Strutting around as if one can walk on water; often triggered by varsity athletic status, rowdy friends, and/or alcohol consumption. Derived as an alternate phrase for jaywalking

Police were worried about the number of accidents caused by Jesus-walking and middle-class commuters on the streets of Boulder, Colorado.

by Ellen Wagner April 11, 2008

Jesus Beard

The path of soft snow that has been freshly groomed on a ski/snowboard hill. It is so smooth it feels exactly like what Jesus' beard would feel like if it were a mountain.

Sam: What hill should we go down next?
Blake: Let's go down Four Pipe, I just saw a new patch of Jesus Beard.

by TheSwineFlew December 27, 2011

Jesus Style

To carry something like Jesus did with the cross.

I carried my backpack full of books home Jesus style.

by CGpalace June 24, 2009

Jesus mixmaster

Helicopter, autogiro, chopper, copter, eggbeater, or whirlybird

Antap in heven Brindleyman lukinswanpela nois wanpela Jesus mixmaster.

by Doug Mack January 2, 2008

Jesus Jeans

ripped or "holy" jeans. They're so holy, they're jesus jeans!

Dude! LOOK AT MY NEW JESUS JEANS!

by nikkiandmorganarecool. June 1, 2010

Jesus handles

The handles on your car used for

a) hanging dry cleaning

b) holding on to dear life while you are in some sort of accident, praying to Jesus.

They are more commonly known as oh shit handles.

Wendy made several tight swerves that caused Bobby to crash into the window, so he held on to the Jesus handles to steady himself.

by Newbia Leogetti September 6, 2005