idiotism

The art of categorizing people into types of idiots:

type 1: idiot
type 2: half-idiot
type 3: advanced idiot
type 4: part expert idiot
type 5: expert idiot

There is no master idiot type, since it is not technically possible to master idiotism.

- "I mastered idiotism"
- "Idiotism cannot be mastered"

by shamanism September 15, 2018

Idiotsticks

The foamy rubber tubes NBA and NCAA teams disseminate among fans in the stands under respective baskets at each end of the floor--with the expectation that beating two crazy-colored "noodles" together in cacophonous non-unison will distract a highly skilled player from making a free throw.

Idiotsticks aflail, the hometown crowd jeered then roared when the opponent's top player choked a one-plus-one.

by The Knuckle November 2, 2018

Idiot

Justin bieber

Justin bieber is an idiot

by Universestar12321 November 17, 2018

Idiot Pill

A pill that one takes to prevent stupidity or idiocy. Usually taken once a day.

Person 1: (using phone as a flashlight) I can't find my phone.
Person 2: Did you take your goddam idiot pill today fool?

by Nemu64 December 26, 2018

Idiot

Eric Porterfeild

Eric porterfeild is an idiot

by CinderPissed February 15, 2019

Idiotocracy

A system in which being an idiot is rewarded. Rewards can be anything with social and financial rewards being the most common. The opposite of meritocracy.

In an idiotocracy, the stupid get promoted to be supervisors.

Dilbert's boss is an example of an idiotocracy.

by RedneckGenius March 12, 2019

Idiotness

Stupidity,dumbassery, some who pisses off there mothers and gets called that for no reason😜😜😜

Stop your fucking idiotness

by Mompoo12 March 25, 2019