Italian Chandelier

An Italian guy with huge dick and balls.

Man he dropped his shorts and showed the italian chandelier. I swear it was large enough to feed the neighborhood.

by Richard longer June 24, 2004

Italian Stallion

Two words, Sean Saubers

Sean Saubers is THE original italian stallion from north meck. Fuck u other ho's

by Jon September 10, 2003

italian stallion

Italian men are lame, the women are usually beautiful until they reach 30. But the men are hairy, tacky, and 97% of em are wiggers... plus, they claim to be hung like black men which is SO not true.

Ya'll need to stop it with the fake self tanners and gold jewlery it's tacky and not very manly.

by no April 15, 2005

Italian food

Culinary tradition stolen from China. Spaghetti - Noodles (Chinese)
Tomato sauce - Ketchup (Chinese)

Chinese person : rook that fat woman with a goatee is a making a noodles stir fry.

Chinese intellectual : No she a not making noodles that a woman a making italian food, spaghetti with a ragu. She a not chinese, you no see she style her hair with butter? an a she have lot of facial hair, she Itarian.

by captain wagtail May 16, 2009

Angry Italian

Recieving oral whilst eating an italian dish.

I was eating my wife's chicken parm as she gave me angry italian.

by Michael J Tansey III March 12, 2008

italian horn

Something a guy wears meaning that he doesn't want to have intercourse with young beautiful women

Alan hates women so he wears an Italian horn

by jesus4321 October 30, 2013

italian job

when somebody puts there hand on a greasey pizza and proceeds to give a handjob with the now greased hand.

"this girl just dipped her hand on my pizza and proceeded to give me the best handjob ever. So EPIC!!"

"Dude, you just got an Italian Job. That is EPIC."

by drewhoj May 24, 2009