fecal hair

A "hipster" beard. Scientific evidence has proven that large quantities of fecal matter "shit" lives in the highly groom facial hair of so-called "hipsters". The massive amount of shit particles in said fecal hair is a direct result of "male" hipsters constantly touching their bearded faces with unclean hands. It is also a known fact that "hipsters" are too "cool" to wash their hands after taking a dump, or after peeing, as they always feel the need to sit when they go to the bathroom, like the pussies they strive to be. A secondary cause for large quantities of shit or Butt Nuggets embedded within their fecal hair, is the fact that most hipsters will suck an occasional cock, therefore their beards come (no pun intended) in direct contact with the anus of the suckee.

Look at that fucking clown's beard...yeah, that is some serious fecal hair.

by ZippyMoonbatJr May 8, 2015

Hair Tinsel

A positive term describing random strands of grey hair, especially for women.

I need to go to the salon tomorrow; it's been a while since I've had my hair tinsel colored.

by Brenna S December 24, 2008

Pineapple Hair

The top of a pineapple, green spouts. Word created by the best YouTuber ever (Anix) who also made the word bachook. The hair of a Pineapple is nice.

On top of the Pineapple you can find Pineapple Hair.

by iamTerrix June 16, 2020

Covid Hair

When you haven’t has your hair cut or coloured since March 2020.

I need to make an appointment with my stylist I have covid hair.

My roots are so grey I have covid hair.

by WndrWen March 7, 2021

hair of the bull

" Hair of the bull" just like hair of the dog when you drink alcohol too much one day and have your first drink when you are hungover. Same thing when you drink too many Red Bulls and you can sleep and wake up tired and feeling like crap and you have anouther Red Bull on the morning. "Hair of the Bull"

Why are having a Red Bull so early ? I NEED A LITTLE HAIR OF THE BULL TO MAKE ME FEEL NORMAL

by Drvman June 22, 2018

Pump Hair

Bulk Gel/ Volumizer used by middle-aged men in an attempt to conceal hair loss.

“Honey did you get more pump hair at Costco?”

by rhatch February 14, 2008

cooter hairs

the word used by pre-pubescent or virgin boys to describe female pubic hairs.

Sir "Aristaeus" Halpin said, "...if you look close enough at Kyria’s character, you can actually see her individual cooter hairs. .."

by TheRedHuntress December 27, 2018