There's a Hole in the Bucket

A parody of the song, "If You're Happy and You Know It".

♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket you just wanna say o fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket clap your feet (THUD THUD)! ♫

♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP), ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket and you really wanna fuck it ♫
♫ There's a hole in the bucket stomp your hands (SLAP SLAP)! ♫

by Telephony June 24, 2015

peach hole

a warm, soft, enticing butt hole

she: "I told him 'stay away from the peach hole'...but he seems to think everything down there is up for grabs!"

he: "she seems unnaturally interested in my peach hole, and...I think I like it!"

by sherijonesy November 2, 2010

ask-hole

a person who always asks for your advice, but continues to do the exact opposite

My BFF has turned into such an ask-hole when it comes to her boyfriend.

by Dr. Vegas Rosebud May 30, 2013

Assenio Hole

Assenio Hole is a former late night talk show host in a parallel universe. He is also a friend to Sweaty Murfee and Hall of Fame basketball player Majik Dick.

Did you watch Assenio Hole last night? He had on Sweaty Murfee and NBA MVP Majik Dick. It was hilarious.

by MrVoteLibertarian September 24, 2011

F hole

An "F hole" is the curlicued hole cut into the front of a stringed instrument.

There was also a Seattle-area rock band in the 1980s called "The F Holes" which gave a lot of people the wrong idea.

by kohoutekdriver8 July 28, 2006

cunt hole

What you call your co-worker who gets all the gravey jobs cause he hangs off the boss's ball satchel

Man look , that cunt hole is still lubing the boss's wife and we are almost done the days work.

by columbo812 September 11, 2009

Corn hole

American Slang for the anus. Originated from the use of corn husks as primitive toilet paper in Colonial days. Mainly used in the South and Midwest.

Man One: Agghhh! My corn hole itches like hell!
Man Two: Dude, wipe your ass better next time!

by TreeAnt January 7, 2009