A practical joke in which someone is tied down and has their eyelids folded back. Then someone smears feces on the inside of the eyelids and folds them back down over the eyes. Subsequently, that person will now feel a burning sensation in their eyes and can now be classified as wearing "chocolate goggles"
"Quick, while Jake is sleeping, let's tie him down and give him some mad chocolate goggles."
"Why, oh why, did the person who gave me chocolate goggles have to have eaten at taco bell the night before?"
"Why, oh why, did the person who gave me chocolate goggles have to have eaten at taco bell the night before?"
by Brock, Dirty Sanchez, Otten October 20, 2007
Get the Chocolate Goggles mug.The art form of placing a pair of goggles (preferably world war 2 fighter pilot style) onto your girlfriends/wifes head before jizzing into both eye cups equally.
Subsequently then pulling back the goggles to a distance of approximately 14-16inches, maintaining a strong grip using your thumb and index finger clasped tightly at the bridge of the goggles whilst tilted at a slight angle as not to loose any of the precious cargo until releasing them into her face.
The result, a mini catapult of seamen direct into the eyes of your loved one.
Subsequently then pulling back the goggles to a distance of approximately 14-16inches, maintaining a strong grip using your thumb and index finger clasped tightly at the bridge of the goggles whilst tilted at a slight angle as not to loose any of the precious cargo until releasing them into her face.
The result, a mini catapult of seamen direct into the eyes of your loved one.
by Pencil Pushers August 27, 2009
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When teen girls think they have cellulite but are only developing Gogurt legs...Just being self conscious.
When teen girls think they have cellulite but are only developing Gogurt legs...Just being self conscious.
Girl, "Gosh, i'm so fat and the back of my legs have so much cellulite."
Mom, "NO. Your 14 year old legs are Gogurt Legs. I have 2% fat cottage cheese cellulite on my 42 year old legs."
Mom, "NO. Your 14 year old legs are Gogurt Legs. I have 2% fat cottage cheese cellulite on my 42 year old legs."
by AMAZINGCHICHA! April 5, 2010
Get the Gogurt Legs mug.Man, steve sure is rockin' them booty goggles. He watched the notebook with his stupid hoe instead of gettin sloppy with the boys.
by Rich Wyngreznezk January 29, 2007
Get the Booty Goggles mug.When an innocent underage girl decides to wear gogo boots one day and have angry happy fits of rage in public. People say she does it to get attention, but she is just kinda cuuurazzyyy.
by Leslie Miller April 26, 2008
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