Australian slang word for cask/boxed wine.
Often confused with 'two-buck-chuck'.
To properly consume goon in the correct Australian manner:
First it should to be very, very cheap.
Then, take it out of the box and carry the sack (goonbag) around like a baby and drink the contents directly from its tap.
When you've finished, blow through the tap to inflate the bag, and use it as a pillow when you eventually curl up to sleep in the garden.
Often confused with 'two-buck-chuck'.
To properly consume goon in the correct Australian manner:
First it should to be very, very cheap.
Then, take it out of the box and carry the sack (goonbag) around like a baby and drink the contents directly from its tap.
When you've finished, blow through the tap to inflate the bag, and use it as a pillow when you eventually curl up to sleep in the garden.
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goonabomber is the act of gooning so hard that you start to feel like Ted Kaczynski instead of bombing universities with pipe bombs, YOU bomb them with coom instead its the act of cooming into a box and sending it to any big college / university.
Wanna know how I got these scars? My father was....a gooner. And a coomer a goonabomber. And one night he goes off crazier edging more than usual. Mommy gets the kitchen knife to defend herself. He doesn't like that. Not. One. Bit. So, me watching, he takes his coom ready to her, laughing while he does it. Turns to me and he says "Why so serious?" Comes at me with the coom,"Why so serious?" He sticks his pp in my mouth. "Lets put a SOME COOM on that face!" And..... Why so serious?
by goonerisaac August 27, 2023
Get the goonabomber mug.A state reached by the extremely addicted where in a fiend will become very susceptible to influence from an external force. Usually a drug dealer, spouse, or sometimes schizophrenic voices. This person is referred to as a "Goon." Alternatively, the term "goon" can also refer to the professional henchmen in the world of villainy
I told my goon to power shit in someone's driveway and he did it for an 8th. Gentlemen, we have created a goon.
My goon was arrested for molesting a police horse. In his defense "God told him to do it".
It's a shame what happened to Josh. His woman pussy whipped him into a straight goon.
Smithers, we need more men. Hire some more goons.
My goon was arrested for molesting a police horse. In his defense "God told him to do it".
It's a shame what happened to Josh. His woman pussy whipped him into a straight goon.
Smithers, we need more men. Hire some more goons.
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That's a nice Goonberry
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