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George W. Bush

The pleasantly unaware former president of the United States; he is mostly known not for his politics, but for his public speaking skills(or lack there of), discussing many powerful political problems, such as, "I am here to make an announcement that this Thursday, ticket counters and airplanes will fly out of Ronald Reagan Airport," and "If this were a dictatorship, it'd be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I'm the dictator." Other than those amazingly educated speeches, he is known for his amazing use of the English language. Some examples include 'strategery' and 'misunderestimated.'
George W. Bush was a great president wasn't he?

No, not really.
by C-Rad93 February 17, 2009
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George W Bush

1. Quite possibly the best president in the history of the United States... if you exclude the other 42. (as of 2008)

2. Quite possibly the worst president in the history of the United States... including the other 42. (as of 2008)
"George W Bush is in serious contention for the title of worst ever. In early 2004, an informal survey of 415 historians conducted by the nonpartisan History News Network found that eighty-one percent considered the Bush administration a "failure." Among those who called Bush a success, many gave the president high marks only for his ability to mobilize public support and get Congress to go along with what one historian called the administration's "pursuit of disastrous policies."

-Rolling Stone
by Jodimest June 12, 2008
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George W. Bush

A real life version of Frank Burns from the tv show M*A*S*H.
There he goes again, George W. Bush... please just leave!
by Interference June 27, 2006
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George Osborne

He is the Chancellor of the Exchequer in the United Kingdom. A very typical, rich, posh, upper-class creep. He also owes £55,000 to the public for changing his second home in order to pay less capital gains tax and I swear he gets sexually aroused or gets some sick kick out of bringing in more and more spending cuts.

In 2001 he officially had his lips stitched to David Cameron's arse.

He has used the jet-wash a grand total of once in his life, a known homophobe, he physically runs away from the press and interviewers and continues to prove his stupidity and lack of knowledge of the real world through his seemingly un-ending pissing on the Working Class and public sectors (Much like any Tory). It is absolutely of no surprise to me that his first job was entering names of dead people into an NHS computer, which is also ironic.

To conclude he is an arrogant, upper-class, privately educated jerk who lives only to piss on people lower that him to keep himself rich. George Osborne is easily identifiable as the dog shit you find on the pavement, actually, no... That would an insult to dog shit...
David Cameron: The country seems to be a bit in bother don't you think?

George Osborne: Why I have an excellent proposition!

David: What's that George?

George: More spending cuts!

David: Ahh, yes. My pocket's lining was starting to wear fairly thin...

George: Will we re-line our pockets, instead of dealing with our country's problems, we can insult that big-nosed buffoon Ed Miliband and his troop of filthy, good-for-nothing labourers!

David: Spiffing!
by The Reborn Messenger June 7, 2012
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George Washington Swag

Any act of striking an epic "forward leaning, one knee high" pose so as to resemble George Washington in the famous "Crossing of the Delaware" painting. It should be struck in any crowded moving vehicle so as to set one's self apart from the less heroic mortals around you.

Ideal locations for George Washington Swag include but are not limited to:
Convertibles
Jeeps
Golf Carts
Parade Floats
Slow Moving Amusement Park Rides
Any prominent location on a boat
And atop shopping carts in Wal-mart (Experts Only)
I knew our savior had finally come the instant I checked his George Washington Swag
by Cptn. Handsome October 28, 2010
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George Michael Danger Wank

The act of having a wank in a public toilet with the door unlocked and your feet raised from the ground so no-one outside can see the cubicle is occupied.
The lady from the 1st floor got a nasty suprise when she opened the door to Greg having a George Michael Danger Wank!
by OwenFrankland January 23, 2008
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George Floyd Headlock

When someone puts you in a chokehold for 10 minutes.
Tyrone was fighting a cop so the cop put Tyrone in a George Floyd headlock for 10 minutes to subdue his ass.
by anonymous November 23, 2020
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